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There was only one Catwoman. All others are fake.

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Ok, I shit you not....

Wife tells me there is a person at her work that goes to a school where there is a kid (talking HS here) that thinks he is a cat. There is and I am not kidding a law suit over them not having a littler box for him to shit in.

What happened to beating the 9 lives out of these people.

I wish I was kidding but I am not.
 
Ok, I shit you not....

Wife tells me there is a person at her work that goes to a school where there is a kid (talking HS here) that thinks he is a cat. There is and I am not kidding a law suit over them not having a littler box for him to shit in.

What happened to beating the 9 lives out of these people.

I wish I was kidding but I am not.

Let's do the humane thing and neuter him.


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Do you know how many people in Kansas City are pissed at you and want your head on a pike right now?

Yes, but how many of them actually own pikes?

Sirhr

PS... Kansas City? I thought they only made dark ketchup there? Supposed to be their Masterpiece or something...
 
Yes, but how many of them actually own pikes?

Sirhr

PS... Kansas City? I thought they only made dark ketchup there? Supposed to be their Masterpiece or something...

You really don't want an answer to that question. Just down the road from me is a guy that is building a fence out of sharpened 12' tall sharpened, like with an ax, fence.

It is FUCKING AWESOME.

I need to take a photo.
 
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Excuse me while I now dive behind this sandbag revetment.

Sirhr
May your mouth be stuffed with a huge apple and your smoked with arsenic treated pine wood and your body basted with mustard / vinegar sauce until 203 degrees. then serve it to a feral hog (or Steven Raichlen) who too will refuse to eat it.

Try some real KC BBQ with BBQ on the side (still sealed) like it should be.

P.S. You are right on the Texas as a whole. There are a few gems to be found
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May your mouth be stuffed with a huge apple and your smoked with arsenic treated pine wood and your body basted with mustard / vinegar sauce until 203 degrees. then serve it to a feral hog (or Steven Raichlen) who too will refuse to eat it.

Try some real KC BBQ with BBQ on the side (still sealed) like it should be.

P.S. You are right on the Texas as a whole. There are a few gems to be found
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Those ribs look tough.

What is that chunky cubed up stuff in the back? Tofu?