Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Maggot]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!
Good Religious Shit...
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Zen: The peach blossoms fall softly on the warty old frog...

 

[Modoc]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!
Good Religious Shit...
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Zen: The peach blossoms fall softly on the warty old frog...

i think that. I have that t-shirt in a box somewhere. Got it in college

 

[cooper barrett]

If your a/c or heat pump is making a rattling noise just put a rock on it until your HVAC service tech can look at it. Taking the rock and hitting it until the noise stops is not the way to go about it.

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@cooper barrett

Can you find the rock they used to fix the rattling noise?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[doubloon]

? WTF ?
Second thought.....I don't want to know!

phone grabber

 

[cooper barrett]

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...wants to know who took his tongs and used them as a poop knife.

 

[Keith E.]

Well, it appears that he/she/it parked in a handicap spot.

Keith

 

[Maggot]

 

[doubloon]

It keeps the secrets or it gets the Epstein.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[FWoo45]

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Stupid cows.

 

[Necessary 3vil]

 

[Lawless]

Been away from work since the 21st…really thinking about telling them to KMA now that I have decompressed.

 

[kindabitey]

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Bunch of damn vagrants

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Somehow I doubt it... I think only applies to copyrights that have not been protected over the years...

But if King Rat goes public domain... and Disney's legions of Thug Lawyers can't do anything about it... Oh that's gonna be fun!



Sirhr

Well... It happened! And the cartoons are epic:

From NotTheBee!

This just a sampling....

Oh and we need an "Epstein didn't Kill Himself" one. I am sure it's been done already!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Bite me Disney Lawyers.

Sirhr

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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I saw the MGM lion at the MGM Hotel in Las Vegas when I was a kid. You could take a picture with him IIRC. I was pretty young at the time. Like 6.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Jscb1b]

I saw the MGM lion at the MGM Hotel in Las Vegas when I was a kid. You could take a picture with him IIRC. I was pretty young at the time. Like 6.

I was walking to school the morning the MGM caught fire. I could see the smoke from across the valley. I was a freshman in high school.

 

[theLBC]

 

[6.5SH]

Life imitating art but in reverse

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Marinevet1]

Cool, but really fucking slow if you "need" guns.............

 

[Modoc]

This came up in my playlist and I was thinking of @SONIC SAAMI andthe other gear heads here.

 

[theLBC]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Ramius]

 

[91Eunozs]

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Yup

 

[Lawless]

Coyotes?! Hell yeah baby they're delicious!

My sister’s cat Max….no not joking….”Max”

 

[fpgt72]

Coyotes?! Hell yeah baby they're delicious!

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My sister’s cat Max….no not joking….”Max”

Not too sure on that.

One on one, the cat might get lucky. Never seen just one coyote. Around here they are usually in a pair. Or if you don't see the other in the open, if you look you can see in the tree line.

They must have tougher cats where you are. Here they are food. Neighbors lost another last week. They still have horses so they are really fighting mice issues now.

They are going to move to those bucket traps you see all over the internet, to hell with the cats. After the last one is gone, they are done.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

And who knew?

 

[hlee]

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And who knew?

The bottom line may represent the floor, and the middle might represent the seat line, but the top line is certainly not the top of the seats.

 

[doubloon]

And who knew?

The bottom line may represent the floor, and the middle might represent the seat line, but the top line is certainly not the top of the seats.

Jacksonville news did a news spot on this about a year ago.

The black lines are "rub rails" required by specification at floor, seat level and bottom of the outer skirt with a main purpose of protection in the event of side impact or rollover.

The fire chief consulted in the in the spot said they are NOT intended to tell firefighters where to open the can. Which makes sense because it would be really dumb to blindly cut through a tin can full of kids just because there was a line that said "cut here".

 

[Father O’blivion]

The fire chief consulted in the in the spot said they are NOT intended to tell firefighters where to open the can. Which makes sense because it would be really dumb to blindly cut through a tin can full of kids just because there was a line that said "cut here".

Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?

 

[Gemsbok]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

It’s True!!

 

[hlee]

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It’s True!!

Call me crazy, but I think I’d like to inspect that quantitative data a bit closer…

 

[Old Man with Gun]

Call me crazy, but I think I’d like to inspect that quantitative data a bit closer…

Careful, I think I rather have the qualitative review after.