Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[cooper barrett]

When telemarketers call about extending my warranty, I ask them if t applies to the ‘43 Willys or the ‘66 International.
I have yet to have one continue with the call.

I asked about my 92 Mercedes and they put the VIN in the system and gave me a quote. They use a canned closing pitch an when she got to the price she stuttered, then giggled, and said "This can't be right, let me run the numbers again. $1842 a month. She ran the numbers past her manager/ underwriter and then confirmed $1842 a month.

92 Mercedes 500E (I call her "Permagrin")

 

[The D]

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I asked about my 92 Mercedes and they put the VIN in the system and gave me a quote. They use a canned closing pitch an when she got to the price she stuttered, then giggled, and said "This can't be right, let me run the numbers again. $1842 a month. She ran the numbers past her manager/ underwriter and then confirmed $1842 a month.

92 Mercedes 500E (I call her "Permagrin")

I absolutely agree about the “greatest sedan in the world”. This car is absolutely amazing. The only wrinkle I could present is the W140 V12. That car is amazing too

I know Schmee is a bit annoying but this car is incredible

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Stupid mountain goats

 

[philly1010]

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[theLBC]

 

[Lug Nut]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

https://www.reuters.com/world/biden-says-three-us-service-members-killed-drone-attack-us-forces-jordan-2024-01-28/

 

[blister]

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Absofuckinglutly

 

[Lug Nut]

Stupid mountain goats

Stupid mountain goats

They spend all that energy growing coats only to shed them in the spring.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[theLBC]

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I cannot believe no one was plowed over

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Father O’blivion]

I’d totally watch olympic dodge ball.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I love Ducati! Still have my 750ss half fairing from 1990 ish.

But this won’t last 5 seconds…

Oh and I’m not buying their $90,000 “Bentley owners only” bike joke. Why couldn’t they have chosen Ferrari to pick on?

Sirhr

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

Ordered a Dagger finally. Bought the (on sale) $189 slide (RMR cut, threaded barrel, Suppressor sights) and $59 (on sale) dollar frame (full size S, like a G19x). I hope I love it, an acquaintance has one and it feels fantastic in my hand, better than a Glock and I’m a Glock man through and through.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Someone is dreaming…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[mikehotel]

Today's internet winner!

 

[mosin46]

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where? must have 1.

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Supersubes]

I love Ducati! Still have my 750ss half fairing from 1990 ish.

But this won’t last 5 seconds…

Oh and I’m not buying their $90,000 “Bentley owners only” bike joke. Why couldn’t they have chosen Ferrari to pick on?

Sirhr

Laughs in Bentley Continental GT3

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

where? must have 1.

cat-copy

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Highway 50 at Monarch

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

algebra...sure...

calculus...ive used once in nearly 2 decades of engineering...and in case anyone is wondering, the equation for DIN ski bindings is a quadratic equation that iterates exponentially...

cursive...i have never written in cursive a day in my life...

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How do you sign your name?

 

[The D]

She said quite a bit of the quiet parts out loud…

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]