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More appropriate would be a Shield Maiden in honor of my Amazing Wife who is a Substitute Teacher. She actually likes Jr High
Never cockblock,, general rule of thumb
I’m glad UNC did that, but they’re still a bunch of commies.
All universities have been a hot breeding ground for Communism/Socialism.
As a kid I'd either have to wear shorts or roll up my pant leg to keep it from getting caught in the chain. No idea how I'd deal with this monstrosity.
You notice them wearing wing tips?
Tap shoes! Uber classic
I’ve built and primarily rebuilt many a bicycle and still maintain any and all that show up at my door, even my own. So, with my little bit of knowledge, I’m gonna say that despite the known toughness of bicycle tires and wheels (bulit a few bicycle wheels myself and building bicycle wheels is a ZEN experience, that has to be experienced to even have a common frame of reference to discuss)…..but I digress.
Spin that rear wheel even close to one revolution per (choose your period of time) is gonna blow that tire to all but atoms and send those spokes blasting though the rims fast enough to take down a ballistic missile. Simply stated, to travel the circumference of the Earth the rear whe el would have to turn 117,668,571 revolutions. So, if we consider one RPM of the crank, that wheel would have to turn one hundred-seventeen million, six hundred and sixty-eight thousand, five hundred and seventy-one revolutions in that one minute. And we think our bullets spin fast at 300,000 RPM and still we have problems with them holding together.
And we have not even discussed the heat generated in the wheels bearings. Gonna need some REAL Highpowered bearing grease.
But can't you at least give a try.............
Think how hard it would be to pedal in that high of a gear...
One of the fears that the scientist’s of the Manhattan project is that the “gadget” would ignite a firestorm of the Atmosphere and destroy the earth. I’m not sure spinning this wheel to that rpm might accomplish their fear. The other option is that it would spin so hard that the spokes would twist and wrap so tightly around the hub that they would weld themselves to the hub using the heat generated by the bearings. The rim would simply evaporate showering the pedlar with high speed atoms, shredding him/her.
The only human I know who could do this and survive is you know who (see post above).
I remember reading about how when public hangings were still a thing in America, the lower part of the gallow was for public whippings.
Bragged about his Savage in the bear pit.
Reminds me of Jr high school.
We had a coach, Coach Gavin. A grizzled old Marine and we would be outside in snow, snow on the track running laps. Come on ladies it is not cold out here....he wore a huge parka. We has red shorts and a tank top shirt with the school name on it that was full of holes.
I do remember never getting sick however.
Fast forward about 2 years and I am in high school. He comes up and goes into "gym" class. This class was run by a very mentally ill man. The football coach. All the foot ball players on one side, and all us freshmen on the other. We played "dodge ball". But not with those soft red rubber balls, we played with volley balls, likely over inflated. I saw bleachers split, the divider between the boys side and the girls side get a volley ball sized hole in it. And this sick fuck just sitting there smiling. We did this EVERY DAY. As in EVERY DAY, never anything else, suit out and up on the basket ball court. You could advance to the free throw line to launch your attack.
Coach Gavin came in and put a hard stop to that. And that coach was gone, now mind you this was 1979-ish. After that we ran laps, played tennis and flag football, volley ball, basically everything that "gym" is suppose to be. Most of the football players dropped the class.
I know of only one kid that got really hurt with an orbital socket fracture from this guys little game.
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