I'll have a triple scoop of irony with some irony on top, served in an irony cone!!!

[sirhrmechanic]

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/03/30/rapper-young-scooter-dies-on-his-birthday-in-freak-accident-running-from-police/

The longer you read, the funnier it gets... rapper Young Scooter? Not getting any older? On his birthday? Scooting from police? When he jumps a fence, breaks his leg (while scooting) and dies suddenly?

Betting that if they'd opened the door and turned the stereo down... he'd be alive today!!!

Always thought he did a great version of "At the Hop!"



And if he had learned to hop... he'd also be alive today!

I'll have my irony "To go." Like, out the back door. Doing an impression of Jesse Owens! Who, for the record, was a runner though won gold in the Long Jump. See, if Little had been a pole vaulter or a hurdler... he'd also be alive today.



Like I said... it's just gets funnier...

Sirhr

 

[tomcatmv]

Sometimes karma just works out

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

His birth name Kenneth Edward Bailey. Son of a gun!!. Homey was Irish.

 

[NoDopes]

I'll place a large bet his pants were down below his ass.

 

[Mwalex]

Oh no!! His community has lost another pillar

 

[sirhrmechanic]

His birth name Kenneth Edward Bailey. Son of a gun!!. Homey was owned by the Irish.

FIFY

 

[Ronws]

In show business, they say "break a leg" as a token of good luck to guard against unforeseen circumstances. I guess he took it literally.

 

[roostercogburn98]

I got lost reading that story the other day. Wasn’t gonna try and make sense of it, thanks for placing it back in the brain

 

[Bullfrog08]

"Born Kenneth Edward Bailey, the rapper was signed to Future’s Freebandz label and later Waka Flocka Flame’s Brick Squad Monopoly under Gucci Mane’s 1017 Records. His first Billboard Hot 100 appearance was with a feature on Future and Juice Wrld’s “Jet Lag” in 2018. His last project was “Trap’s Last Hope,” released n March of 2024."

Whatta fucka flame brick turd did I just read?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Sounds like quite the hootenanny!

UPDATE: Atlanta Police Release Audio Of 911 Call Received Prior To Passing Of Young Scooter

The Atlanta police department has released audio of the 911 call received prior to the death of Kenneth Edward Bailey, a.k.a. Young Scooter.

theshaderoom.com

Sirhr

 

[hankpac]

If he broke his femur, a laceration of the femoral artery isn’t unexpected. Also a fatty clot is a potential in that fracture.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Thank you Mr. Darwin.