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I'll explain the point of the joke for you- our little SVA chapter's been around for about three years, and we've only had like 15 members active in the club over that whole period of time. Recently, we had to start the election process for new club officers, so we posted up on Facebook.
The club meeting was jam packed yesterday full of guys who had never been to a single event/meeting before, but wanted to run for VP and other posts that kinda require a little bit of effort. So on our little election page we've got a "Meet the candidates" section, and these fuckin dudes all put up blurbs about themselves about how they were "100% committed to our mission, community outreach, blah blah blah"
So me and the guys who have actually been putting effort into keeping the organization alive, decided to do blurbs like the above instead of coming off like a bunch of ass-kissing weens who only showed up because they could get a good resume blurb.
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Figured somebody would appreciate the humor, I'm running for a representative post at my Student Veterans of America chapter. They asked us to write a blurb about ourselves, and include pictures. This is what I gave them:
"Hello. Look at my Beard. Just take a moment and admire it. You know you want to. Every morning, I wake up, and my Beard looks cooler than the night before. If you have never had a Beard this awesome, which is probably the case, then you just can't imagine what it is like to have an awesome Beard. It is beyond you. But don't worry, my Beard is here for you. On days when you feel sad, it'll be there, sitting on your shoulder, telling you to 'Shake out that sand and Ranger Up'. It even keeps a few pencils tucked in just in case you forgot yours at home and have a test. My Beard loves Long walks on the beach, playing frisbee with dogs, fighting bears, and cuddling up on the couch while watching Audrey Hepburn movies. Included in this photo collage, is a stylized painting of my Beard in its younger days, as a Paratrooper. The Artist clearly got a few things wrong in the painting, but you can't fault him for having to make the bear smaller 'so it can fit on the canvas'. Such are life's demands."
I'll explain the point of the joke for you- our little SVA chapter's been around for about three years, and we've only had like 15 members active in the club over that whole period of time. Recently, we had to start the election process for new club officers, so we posted up on Facebook.
The club meeting was jam packed yesterday full of guys who had never been to a single event/meeting before, but wanted to run for VP and other posts that kinda require a little bit of effort. So on our little election page we've got a "Meet the candidates" section, and these fuckin dudes all put up blurbs about themselves about how they were "100% committed to our mission, community outreach, blah blah blah"
So me and the guys who have actually been putting effort into keeping the organization alive, decided to do blurbs like the above instead of coming off like a bunch of ass-kissing weens who only showed up because they could get a good resume blurb.
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Figured somebody would appreciate the humor, I'm running for a representative post at my Student Veterans of America chapter. They asked us to write a blurb about ourselves, and include pictures. This is what I gave them:
"Hello. Look at my Beard. Just take a moment and admire it. You know you want to. Every morning, I wake up, and my Beard looks cooler than the night before. If you have never had a Beard this awesome, which is probably the case, then you just can't imagine what it is like to have an awesome Beard. It is beyond you. But don't worry, my Beard is here for you. On days when you feel sad, it'll be there, sitting on your shoulder, telling you to 'Shake out that sand and Ranger Up'. It even keeps a few pencils tucked in just in case you forgot yours at home and have a test. My Beard loves Long walks on the beach, playing frisbee with dogs, fighting bears, and cuddling up on the couch while watching Audrey Hepburn movies. Included in this photo collage, is a stylized painting of my Beard in its younger days, as a Paratrooper. The Artist clearly got a few things wrong in the painting, but you can't fault him for having to make the bear smaller 'so it can fit on the canvas'. Such are life's demands."
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