Maggie’s gun show funk

Dito every gun show here In WI are the same . Now I can understand out in the outlining areas farmers and such smell . The worst seems to be in the big cities.
 
I wonder what the conversation is like between all the stinky people..

Man did you small all them perty men in theeer. what's this world coming to they don't belong haven guns en such.

The last time I went to one I got there at about 8am and I was blown away by the heavy stench of booz on so may of the people there
 
Same here in Michigan.

I hate when you are packed into the aisle and somebody shits themself. Cutting an F5 class fart in a crowd should be grounds for a beating.
 
Sorry fellas I got y'all beat. Try going to a show here in Phx. AZ with limited A/C. in the summer, Even the "purty" ones start to stink. And to top it off we have messican food roach coaches sellin lunch to everyone.
 
I have quit going. I don't need any Tactical Air Soft gear or other crappy plastic crap. By the time I paid for parking, waited in line to have my weapons tagged, paid entry and stood next to the smells you can only describe as Ungodly, it isn't worth the trip. They were good at one time, but now it seems more like Harbor Freight rejects for sale then guns.
 
We got crop dusted at the last show, it was bad. Me and my buddy looked at each other and knew someone had sharted on us. Nothing like standing asses to elbows with 10,000 others and can't move when it happens.

I doubt I will go to any other shows for a while with the current craze.
 
Crop dusting is one of my favorite things to do in a large crowds of unknown people (especially people who already stink).


You'll know it's me, I turn around to see the reactions.

If you suddenly run into a cloud of mustard gas and some guy randomly starts laughing hysterically while being pummeled by a blond woman, it was me...
 
Dito every gun show here In WI are the same . Now I can understand out in the outlining areas farmers and such smell . The worst seems to be in the big cities.

At least a farmers honest work gives them a reason why they might be odiferous. I can't say the same for all the PETA, earth first, and dreadlock bunch. I can live with honest farm smells, but some of the other group are downright rank!
 
My brother and I worked cattle for a charity roping in Abilene,Tx- we spent 9hrs putting on head gear and organizing for the ropers. The following day we hit the gunshow. About ten minutes in my brother with his face contorted states;"Son of a bitch, we spent all day yesterday in 102 degrees and ankle deep in cowshit and it didn't even come close to these stinking bastards!". A couple of guys overheard and appeared disgruntled to which my brother stated" I ain't kidding, you fuckers stink!". I guess you can take a boy out the country but don't take him to a gun show. Still cracks me up!
 
I actually went to a PETA lecture----handed out phony Medic Alert cards outside the entrance that said "I am an animal rights advocate--please do not treat me with any drugs or equipment that was tested on animals." People were saying Thank you, then as they read the cards, were turning around saying, Hey, wait a minute! Told them, put up or shut up. Had a great time!
 
You guys have nothing to complain about. I live right near the PETA headquarters. Have to drive by it most of the time to get to different job sites, and on a bad day the funk smell is so strong you can still smell it in the car with the windows rolled up in heavy traffic with a pine tree air freshener strapped to your face. Ok maybe I exaggerated a little, but the bad thing is not by much.
 
I had the "pleasure" of being on the delivery crew for some Egyptian C-130's. Those people stink so bad, you could literally smell them 40 yards away!
Just as bad as that was one of our office ladies who wore such a strong, cheap perfume that it would just about gag you if you were down wind.
 
I'm a big avocate of staying in American owned RV parks and hotels. Had no choice but to stay a night at a Indian owned (Dot head/ not Pochahontas) hotel/RV park. I was in the truck with the window rolled down while my better half went in to settle up and the stench of those people made me roll up my window 30' away from their door. Inside was nothing but hookahs and incence. Those people stank!!!! Call me racist, I donlt care. Did I mention they STANK!