I am OK with this

#4
Also a good way to escalate it to a gunfight. I guess if you don't carry, you can try and get away with more shit like that but doing that armed is a different story. I'd like to do that sometimes, but know better. What if she'd pulled a pistol? I would have (I probably wouldn't have been throwing shit at him either, but still).

Some punks I pissed off on the road one day thought it'd be smart to pull up short at the light next to me where I was boxed in and roll down the window and yell threats. Based on his size, he was either stupid or armed; the fact he had a couple buddies was insignificant. I let 'em yell and do whatever floated their boat, I even apologized for whatever it was I did to piss them off. All the while a 10mm pointed right at his head below the window line. You have to act differently armed, you carry more responsibility, literally. So do the smart thing.

Many years ago, a lady cut me off and almost caused a wreck and just didn't seem to give a fuck. So I followed her and she tried to get away but pulled into a dead end. I blocked the entrance and got out and told her to roll down the window. She did. She was shaking, white knuckles on the wheel. Looking straight ahead, just nodding. I had her so scared and I wasn't upset or anything, I just wanted to let her know she almost caused a huge wreck with her recklessness and I was even calm about doing it. Not sure if any of that got through because I think I had her scared for her life. Had she been armed, she may have been in her right to use it on me.

Had I laid hands on her, she most definitely would have been in her right to shoot me.

This man was in the wrong, lady was too, but he's the one that escalated it into a possible firefight. He should have called the cops, every asshole but me has a phone these days, and reported it and/or followed her until the cop showed up. A few ways to handle it. Now had this happened to my wife, she'd have likely shot him as would I (but she's not the shit throwing type either, however, she does occasionally cut people off and fuck up like the rest of us and that's enough to get some people to act like this).
 
#6
My last lil event cost me 600 bucks. Kid sitting at a green light on his phone so I honked. He goes 10 feet full break check. Then 15 feet full break check. One more time and I am getting steamed. I get in left lane to make a turn as I get close to him he aims his car at my passenger door panel right where my wife was sitting just missing us by 2 inches.. I flew out the door- he had his door locked and was doing that look ahead stare thing. I punched his window 4 times but it wouldn't break. I ripped off his wiper assembly and turned it into a helicopter.. I was going to light him up royal. Later at court the judge didnt care about a thing I had to say. 600 bucks. Would have been worth 90 days in jail to break his eye socket.
 
#9
It is not road rage. It is shutting down a bully using a car as a weapon.


PS He didnt make a mistake. He brake checked me 3 times then aimed his car at my wife. All intentional actions.
 
#10
princesspicklebunny said:
It is not road rage. It is shutting down a bully using a car as a weapon.


PS He didnt make a mistake. He brake checked me 3 times then aimed his car at my wife. All intentional actions.
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I feel ya, dawg, but yore wrong, and thats a good way to get dead. Ive been in a couple situations where, had I been carrying, Iikely would have lit him up. Thank goodness I wasnt/didnt, even though the other guy richly deserved what he would have gotten for endangering multiple cars/lives. Best course is to just get away asap, or call a cop.
 
#12
That isn't in the USA. Mazda doesn't sale that vehicle here. Next. First one to call the cops wins. You lost your shit PPB and he called the cops.

He was at fault until you attacked him, at that point you went from victim to criminal. I understand why you did it. I just don't condone it.
 
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#18
1J04 said:
I thought you said you stopped drinking? :p
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This, this could induce double-fisted recidivism.

(Is it really, really armed, too?)

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#20
Veer_G said:
This, this could induce double-fisted recidivism.

(Is it really, really armed, too?)
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lmfao GOTCHA !!!! I'm gonna revel in this moment for the rest of the week. HA HA HA HA HA

Revel means to take great pleasure. If you revel in something, you're not just pleased or even excited; you're overwhelmed by joy. It used to mean riotous merry-making. Now it means to bask in the self-reflected glow of your own pleasure.
 
#21
Uh huh. I think you need a stiff one more than Raging Queen Bunny does

Ah, a typo. I get it. My right thumb betrayed my humanity and the diminutive virtual keyboard on my Samsung mobile. So easily do our idols fall down from among the stars, Ham Chunk. But fret not. Peter-son was very brave.
 
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#22
My Judge..
She sold me out like a dime bag. Come to think of it....she really wasn't cute at all. Hillary ass hair cut, hush puppy shoes, sprawling fadass
paistey white bleach blond hairy knuckled girdle wearing bag of moo.
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Had this been my judge I would have made money.

I would have said Wazup Boo. She would say Sir you are free to go....................................................to my house.
I would ask what is my sentence? She would say Bout 6 hours Hard labor. I would inquire will there be handcuffs She say....Yes but not for you


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#23
Veer_G said:
Uh huh. I think you need a stiff one more than Raging Queen Bunny does

Ah, a typo. I get it. My right thumb betrayed my humanity and the diminutive virtual keyboard on my Samsung mobile. So easily do our idols fall down from among the stars, Ham Chunk. But fret not. Peter-son was very brave.
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#24
princesspicklebunny said:
She sold me out like a dime bag. Come to think of it....she really wasn't cute at all. Hillary ass hair cut, hush puppy shoes, sprawling fadass
paistey white bleach blond hairy knuckled girdle wearing bag of moo.
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Had this been my judge I would have made money.

I would have said Wazup Boo. She would say Sir you are free to go....................................................to my house.
I would ask what is my sentence? She would say Bout 6 hours Hard labor. I would inquire will there be handcuffs She say....Yes but not for you



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#26
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#28
The OP says, "I am okay with this."


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#30
Just for the French speakers gathered here to shake with rage at the Dunkirk thread, by way of approximate cultural translation ...

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C’était un soir d’ennui
Ca devenait plutôt grave
Et on a décidé d’aller piller des caves
On s’est dit va y avoir de l’alcool dans des cuves
Mais il n’y avait que d’la mayonnaise en tube
Alors pour les mélanges qui vous réduisent la tête en cendres Zéro !
N’y pensons pas trop
N’y pensons pas trop
C’est tombé à l’eau
C’est tombé à l’eau
Faut pas s’laisser abattre et relever la tête
Et quelqu’un nous a dit Il y avait une fête
On s’est dit va y avoir des filles et des bouteilles
Mais il ne restait plus que de la mayonnaise
Alors pour les mélanges qui peuvent vous faire voir des anges Zéro
N’y pensons pas trop
N’y pensons pas trop
C’est tombé à l’eau
C’est tombé à l’eau
Mayonnaise à gogo
A gogo !

 
#40
Looks like a familiar species in Aus , the dumb bogan ute driver .
so many folks feel they are god in their shiny new $ 50,000 ute
and cant take a little bad driving . Apart from chinese folks , and
Paki cab drivers , 4wd ute owners are the next worst drivers here
in Aus . They seem to feel that buying a shiny Jap ute on credit
gives them special powers . Pretty weak move hitting a mouthy
bitch half your size I reckon , but as its bogan on bogan violence,
not many fucks given here ...
 
#42
princesspicklebunny said:
Sunzabitches.

The judge was a cutie. I walked in saw her and said to myself I got This. Then she handed me my ass. Must have been a lesbian
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I have learned over the years & countries, that you should avoid women with power or authority as much as you can.

For example when crossing the border, if you have an idea that they may not like your bible thumping kind, NEVER ever go to the line with the woman. Pick the line with the oldest most senior grumpiest looking man and you'll have a better chance to not wind up in a holding room.

A male police office may give you a warning, a female one will just about always give you a ticket & may even try to kill you too.
 
#43
Clearlight: Credit! Id give a kidney and part of a liver for a vdj79 but it wouldnt be shiny for long.

Talk about road rage, i just dont get it. I guess im not that excitable. I did however cause a little rage the other day when i got all kinds of fucked up in some god forsaken atlanta interchange. Traffic was moving approx 7mph (seven) down i75 when i got stuck right in the armpit of this split. Dead stopped with cars creeping by just looking. This native looks at me like " dont you know how to fucking drives " . I look back and through telepathy communicate to him " what you think you have a monopoly or something. I drive bad once all fucking year, while youve been driving like a ^%$$3r your whole life, roll on."

I try just to take the side roads.

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#45
Make a right turn at the next intersection and the road rage goes away, at least that's what my judge told me after I ended up in court for punching some fuktard that gave me the finger while driving. Good advice really, but I bet that asshat hasn't given anybody the finger again too.
 
#46
I applaud your high spiritedness. However I don't think I wish to get into a dust up over a finger or even words for that matter. But if someone aimes their car at my wifes door panel fur is going to fly..
You must have had the same judge I did.
 
#47
I had one guy get out and bang his fist on my window at a light. Lucky for him I had a separated right shoulder at the time. Unlucky for him I was carrying a J frame in a LH holster on my RH side (cross body).

He got to see the business end of it that morning when I asked him if he wanted to break the glass. In my state castle doctrine extends to one's vehicle or any vehicle I may be in.

My crime? I passed him on a four lane road (two lanes going the same direction) and then changed lanes to get in front of him before the next light.

Be careful who you fuck with.
 
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