Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters, WI .

He says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester."

The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
 
Working out the surround sound system again.

Hah! About 25 years ago, I went home to visit my parents (Dad's currently 92 and goin' strong) and you have to realize, he was one of the first to sell stereo systems back in the late 50's, was an inventor of high end loudspeaker crossover circuits, etc. So I go home and near his turntable was a copy of Dirty Deeds. I asked WTF and said he bought it for the slow blues tune (Ride On). So I put it on his table and dropped the needle on Big Balls at ~110dB.

The look on his face was priceless.