Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[TripleBull]

I always preferred being cleaned up after the whole jerking thing, but whatever. Maybe that's why you're no longer dating.

It's part of an endless do-loop.

She got Carpel-Tunnel and that shit was over.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[MtnCreek]

Reminds me of an eighth grade conversation. Buddy says his gf was going to give him a bj, but was worried it wasn’t clean. Another buddy said something about telling her he washed it. Another buddy said he’d go get his toothbrush and scrub it right in front of her if it meant getting a blowjob. I don’t know what that one ended up doing with his life, but he seemed like a problem solver.

 

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spoken like a person whos never worked with her hands a day in her life

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

world star covers Fake News..... Copy and Paste across the country

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhqhYd6HVRu0SPaWwQ


same on you tube

 

[mrbig]

I wonder who the lucky bastard is who gets to wreck that every night?

Tomi Lahren ?? I may be wrong

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[missed]

Give it a few years. It will show up.

Just need to feed her some wedding cake, be there in no time!

 

[buffalowinter]

The Mayor of London better hope he doesn't ever piss us off bad enough to send our real bad asses over there. On a related note, My ODA was travelling under NATO travel orders through Heathrow and a customs official threw a fit over one of my team member's Leatherman and wanted to confiscate it. Told him it was US Government property and unless he wanted to have a conversation with the embassy to return it. End of story.

 

[mrbig]

True story, two years ago on the July 4th weekend I was fishing the lower portion of a long flat on the West Branch of the Delaware. On holiday weekends there are quite a few recreational rafters, canoeists. Happens three college aged girls where floating down the flat having a really good time, I could see the beer in the coolers as they approached. They where nice enough to float behind me so as not to interfere with my fishing. I thanked them and said I was happy to see they where having a good time. Well they rewarded my kind words by flashing me and showing their tits! I thanked them and told them they all had wonderful racks! They continued floating down the river and laughing their asses off! That's the closest I've ever came to a sexual encounter while fishing. I did see Jane Fonda floating down the Bighorn river in Montana, she had on a bikini. Didn't look bad, but I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
Mike

no you damn sure would not

 

[Maxduty]

 

[DuneBoer]

The Mayor of London better hope he doesn't ever piss us off bad enough to send our real bad asses over there. On a related note, My ODA was travelling under NATO travel orders through Heathrow and a customs official threw a fit over one of my team member's Leatherman and wanted to confiscate it. Told him it was US Government property and unless he wanted to have a conversation with the embassy to return it. End of story.

I always thought the name “Leatherman” was so sexist. It should be called a “Leatherperson” instead.

 

[hermosabeach]

Life after Mad Men

 

[hermosabeach]

Mmmm caterpillars

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[MtnCreek]

You shouldn't have trusted that blue belly groundhog. Gen Beauregard Lee predicted 6 more weeks of winter.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[missed]

Awesome I'm doing that next time it snows!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Birch Creek]

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What if there is cheesecake?

 

[timesublime]

 

[rduckwor]

Fucking muzzie quisling. I hope the Queen piths him with her hat pin.

 

[1J04]

This is awesome.



Stray Cat Wanders Into Police Station and Decides to Pose for Self.....ies

 

[MtnCreek]

They should let him wonder around the room where they keep the dope locked up then introduce him to the K9.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Shouldn't he be holding numbers of some sort? Then 'turn to your right' or something?

 

[kl3309]

That same cat wandered in to the corner carry-out. Another photo-op...

 

[Mike 556]

That same cat wandered in to the corner carry-out. Another photo-op...

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Just getting back to normal from 1j04 eatin ass post, then you post this! This place is a riot! Now I'm going to try to do a little dry fire, I might have to rethink my dry fire routine and do it before I hit the Hide! Thanks for the laughs guys!
Mike

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That Chinese did look really delicious, tho... Just 'sayin.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

That Chinese did look really delicious, tho... Just 'sayin.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Looks Thai don't it?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Looks Thai don't it?

Thai pepper... but thinking it looked like Crispy Orange.... meat. My favorite!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

Thai pepper... but thinking it looked like Crispy Orange.... meat. My favorite!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Love that stuff...........

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[TripleBull]

Now I'm going to try to do a little dry fire,

Surprised 1J didn't advise you to lube up and save the rash.

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

 

[Veer_G]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[el-wood]

...I'm sure this pic represents the Revolutionary war, however it reminds me of this.

 

[Veer_G]

...I'm sure this pic represents the Revolutionary war, however it reminds me of this.

Actually, it's called "Herkimer at Oriskany." Technically, it was a defeat, Loyalists and others over irregular Colonial forces, but the participants were all North American. Not a Brit was there.

https://www.nps.gov/fost/learn/historyculture/the-battle-at-oriska.htm

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[cattleman99]

Not meaning to sound ignorant, but a lot of these photos show up with a picture that shows “photobucket” or whatever. What is that and why can I not see the pictures?

Thanks

 

[jd138]

Recently Photobucket went from free image hosting to paid image hosting. If the person making the post originally used them but didn't pay them, all of the pic links were killed. Plenty of free hosting services out there.