Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Rthur]

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You forgot Anal-Eze...

R

 

[168BTHPM]

This is great, I turn the volume way up and make the kids listen to it.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Maser]

 

[168BTHPM]

Complete waste of cellulose acetate, no titty twisters, no crotch grabs, no hair pulling, totally fake chick fight, and then no squirting blood when the head comes off.

This is the best Friday 13th kill

 

[Dirty D]

So many possibilities to edit a post exist here. I just can't do it. I will wait for Dirty D and see if he will in his infinite, assistant moderator, wisdom.

Just like 1J’s momma, it’s too easy.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Sorry Barn, I gotta say it; I expected more dignity and decorum from a man of your age. I'd say I am disappointed, but I'd be lyin'......keep 'em comin Bud.....

 

[Barneybdb]

DD started it:
Dirty D said:
Just like T308’s momma, it’s too easy.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

How to make Chess harder?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Maser]

 

[Barneybdb]

Don't land on the wrong carrier.........

 

[SUIScide]

I don't see how setting the board up wrong makes the game harder?

How to make Chess harder?

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[Barneybdb]

Was referring to the 3d effect board.

 

[Rthur]

Was referring to the 3d effect board.

R

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mike 556]

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I wanna go fishin!
Mike

 

[Mike 556]

True story, two years ago on the July 4th weekend I was fishing the lower portion of a long flat on the West Branch of the Delaware. On holiday weekends there are quite a few recreational rafters, canoeists. Happens three college aged girls where floating down the flat having a really good time, I could see the beer in the coolers as they approached. They where nice enough to float behind me so as not to interfere with my fishing. I thanked them and said I was happy to see they where having a good time. Well they rewarded my kind words by flashing me and showing their tits! I thanked them and told them they all had wonderful racks! They continued floating down the river and laughing their asses off! That's the closest I've ever came to a sexual encounter while fishing. I did see Jane Fonda floating down the Bighorn river in Montana, she had on a bikini. Didn't look bad, but I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
Mike

 

[bogeybrown]

That was the TOW 2B, it looked great on paper and exhibition ranges but was a POS

 

[bogeybrown]

Ever see one where the flight motor doesn't ignite and it tumbles to the ground 10 ft. in front of the launcher? Good times right there.

Seen more than one do it. I had one launch, fail to ignite and bounce off the deck and THEN ignite as it was breaking in half. It took off like a broken bottle rocket and it was anyone's guess if the warhead had armed.

 

[Dirty D]

DD started it:
Dirty D said:
Just like T308’s momma, it’s too easy.

Oh sure, blame the short fat kid!

 

[Dirty D]

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Oh sure, Florida has queer seagulls, now they gots queer fishies!

I’m startin to wonder about them Florda boys...

 

[MtnCreek]

Seen more than one do it. I had one launch, fail to ignite and bounce off the deck and THEN ignite as it was breaking in half. It took off like a broken bottle rocket and it was anyone's guess if the warhead had armed.

A while back a buddy was telling me about disposing some RPG’s in Iraq. Said one took a nosedive a short distance in front of them. Sounded exciting.

 

[MtnCreek]

...That's the closest I've ever came to a sexual encounter while fishing...

Growing up if a girl agreed to go fishing, you knew you were getting some action.

 

[el-wood]

I want to like this chess board......but its wrong.

 

[hermosabeach]

For those who like girls who do cardio

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Dirty D]

For those who like girls who do cardio

Cardio is nice but Google “girls who do squats”
?

 

[Mike 556]

 

[Huntman]

nice to finally see some that aren't lard asses...

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

The you tube vegan shooter

 

[lash]

She seems nice...

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[7.62willdo]

That was the TOW 2B, it looked great on paper and exhibition ranges but was a POS

Still 2X better than the “dragon”

 

[kl3309]

Still 2X better than the “dragon”

Nothing wrong with the Dragon, well, unless one whole panel of flight motors cooks off at once, in the tube, next to your head. OK, OK, there's the gunner's short life expectancy after firing because of the smokey launch signature and having to fly the thing in at 100 m/sec., but other than that, a fine weapon.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

For those who like girls who do cardio

No thanks. I like girls who eat cheeseburgers:

 

[bp7178]

Upper arm is more gross then those fat f'n hips.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[someguy12341]

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I need this in the bed of my truck for Memphis drivers. Just sayin'.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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There was an article a few years ago in, I think, AutoWeek about a guy who restored one of those. Got it off a building in Detroit or Flint or something. They are something of a collectible rage now... Big Block Hemi-powered.... Just the thing up here at Schloss Nitrocellulose if anyone comes across one...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

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Art comments: The Chrysler air raid siren that was built from 1952-1957 by Chrysler and nicknamed the "Big Red Whistle." six were purchased by the United States government and placed around key areas of Los Angeles County to warn the public in the event of a nuclear attack by the Soviets. (Photo by Art Jacobs for the Archives of The Museum of the San Fernando Valley - April 2011 (click on image to enlarge)