Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[sirhrmechanic]

Dark humor?

Humor around here is so dark it picks cotton..

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I like this picture better. I think he looks much better after the Bolivians and CIA shot him 9 times.

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And mailed his hands to Langley. Though I think, technically, they were hand-delivered.

 

[Deleted member 113831]

Humor around here is so dark it picks cotton..

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

Humor around here is so dark it picks cotton..

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Dirty D]

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I shamelessly stole this and no I won’t be giving you credit. ?

 

[Dirty D]

1J's cat???

Cun’t be 1J’s cat, everyone knows that 1J’s cat is a catcher.

 

[168BTHPM]

Cun’t be 1J’s cat, everyone knows that 1J’s cat is a catcher.

Reference above video

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[smoooth1]

Well, if I’m supposed to guess, I’d say fry cook or burger flipper?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[BadDogPSD]

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I hope that's a permanent tattoo

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

Seems legit

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Dirty D]

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No but I’ll bet xe (he/she/whateverthefuckthatis) can suck start an old city bus with a worn out Detroit Series 60.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

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[168BTHPM]

 

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[hermosabeach]

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Is that Amy Schumer’s gun grabbing uncle- colliding with putin

 

[hermosabeach]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[TripleBull]

One Grand Gallery
1000 E Burnside street
Portland, Oregon 97214

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You can call me old-fashioned, but when I see shit like that, I think of the good old days where you'd take the owner of that store and lock them up on the town square in a pillory.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[TripleBull]

Ever need a dose of Blow Shit Up to start your day?

I was really bummed out to learn that Mile High does not plan to stock this little beauty:

 

[TripleBull]

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If your son tells you he doesn't know if he should marry his girlfriend, show him that meme.

 

[TripleBull]

 

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[nunun9]

Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0

nice looking girl

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

Why Shankster has been MIA??

 

[Barneybdb]

Not 1J???

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[BullGear]

Someone in that picture is really horny.

 

[hermosabeach]

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never underestimate a potential adversary

That’s how you get stabbed or shot- you dismiss a threat

While they might not be able to start a lawnmower nor even add gas to a lawnmower, this is the bastard that gets lawmakers to legalize every illegal to all red states become blue.

This could be the fuck that hacks the NICs system and publishes the address of every person who has legally purchased a gun and publishes it on the web with a bounty for B+E of unoccupied homes

It’s these fucks that hack bank accounts and broker accounts


— stay frosty—

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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Probably not with the pull rope. Otherwise I bet he could suck start a 6.7 PowerStroke. Faggotry, just faggotry and mental illness.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

No but I’ll bet xe (he/she/whateverthefuckthatis) can suck start an old city bus with a worn out Detroit Series 60.

Dammit D!
Dammit dammit dammit.
I gotta get faster at these comebacks!
See below.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Now I don't even know up from down. Damn staff meeting got my brain all riled up.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Why Shankster has been MIA??

I'm afraid her hands would just make my pecker look too small.

 

[powerspc]

I'm afraid her hands would just make my pecker look too small.

That's a hand? I thought it was a foot...

 

[Fig]

took me a second...