Maggie’s Take The Florida Man Challenge

[Tucker301]

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthdate month and year.

Mine is November 21

"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say"

 

[Kadams1563]

Lol I love Florida Man. He is the super hero all rednecks need.

Florida man accused of mailing pipe bombs to Trump critics expected to plead guilty

 

[crimson25]

born in 1921 huh? old timer...

 

[crimson25]

If were going by year, mine is pretty savage:

"Florida Man Scams His 91-Year-Old Partially Blind Aunt Out Of Her Home"

 

[Precisiondada]

I’ll play. I think it’s supposed to be month and day though...

Florida man was plotting to torch 15-story condo to ‘burn’ Jewish neighbors

 

[DrainTheSwamp]

Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's

 

[Alex V]

Florida man allegedly neglected grandmother to point of death, buried her, tried to flee country

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Dissapointment strikes again.

Florida Man Pushes Flower Cart in Front of Disney Castle

Man pushing flower cart in front of castle - Walt Disney World, Florida

Over 202,000 digitized photographs from the State Library and Archives of Florida.

www.floridamemory.com

 

[Tucker301]

Month and day, guys. No. I'm not 98 years old. ?

 

[Rthur]

Florida man gets 40 years for plotting to bomb Target stores.
At least he didn't try to take a piss in the lady's restroom...

R

 

[user2770]

Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

 

[Laseredge]

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

A Florida man accused of threatening his family with Coldplay lyrics and retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded to end a standoff with police in return for a fresh slice of pizza.

www.foxnews.com

 

[2ndamendfan]

Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon

 

[Tucker301]

Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon

How else would you do it? ?

 

[CMP70306]

Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on George Foreman Grill

Police say he had been drinking and smoking pot all day

 

[1J04]

Go Figure. Gawd Dammit......


Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor



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[timesublime]

Florida man attacks man in minions costume.

 

[Tucker301]

Florida man attacks man in minions costume.

Wait. So was the attacker or the victim in the Minions costume?

 

[timesublime]

Victim.

 

[1J04]

 

[Precisiondada]

Being a Florida resident this hits close to home. In today’s newspaper...

A Florida man has been arrested after he allegedly shoved a woman when she wouldn't let him in the house to eat egg rolls.

 

[...]

FL man blames dog for drunk driving stop

A man arrested for drunk driving told police that his dog was behind the wheel - when officers spotted the vehicle swerving across lanes on Interstate 95 outside of Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Armless Florida man charged after allegedly using feet to stab tourist with scissors

The incident in question unfolded on Monday when Chicago resident Cesar Coronado, 22, and a female friend stopped in the South Beach area to ask Crenshaw for directions, the Miami New Times reported.

Crenshaw then allegedly pulled out a pair of scissors, stabbed Coronado and then left the scene.

Coronado was found bleeding from his left arm; Crenshaw was arrested the following day and he told an officer that the stabbing happened in self-defence, the Herald reported.

Florida man says he wasn't drinking while driving -- only at stop lights and stop signs

A Florida man told the officer who pulled him over that he was taking swigs of bourbon only when he stopped at traffic lights and stop signs — so he wasn’t drinking and driving.

 

[kindabitey]

Dec 6

 

[Sixfivesavage]

Florida man's murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say.

 

[hermosabeach]

COCOA BEACH, Florida - Fed up with manatees eating all the sea grass and pooping in his canal, one Cocoa Beach, Florida man has taken measures into his own hands to save the Indian River Lagoon by catching and cooking a baby manatee.

Many anglers and waterfront property owners have taken to social media to blame the lagoon's plight on the record number of manatees and the unnatural manatee migration patterns caused by the warm water discharges from the FPL power plant in Port Saint John. An environmental group filed a lawsuit in 2014 which contends that such thermal pollution is harmful to the environment. The Florida Department of Environmental Protection estimates that manatees are responsible for 1.7% to 6.7% of the total nitrogen loads and 0.7% to 3.0% of the total phosphorus loads entering the Indian River Lagoon system.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Dec.30
"Florida man locks keys in car, to keep cops from searching it."

I like the second story better though....
I like vampire stories.

 

[atomic41]

Florida man tasered after walking naked around neighborhood

 

[quietmike]

Florida man doesn't use his birthday for a phishing scam.

 

[eastexsteve]

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthdate month and year.

Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

And then there is this...

 

[jakelly]

“Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs”

 

[remmynikon.308]

WTF

Florida Man Honors State's Reputation by Twerking in Court

 

[Olen_4504]

Florida man takes down 18-foot, 150-pound python

hell yeah

 

[NB4Z]

Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911

 

[Jimmay]

Florida man killed family after fight over $200,000 he sent to online camgirl ‘girlfriend'

 

[kl3309]

Florida woman, 'cause equality and shit:

320-pound Florida woman to spend life in prison after sitting on, killing child

 

[oneshot86]

i cant believe this is a topic...
literally last weekend my son was talking about florida man, lol, too funny
we need florida man t shirts, lol

 

[oneshot86]

mine was, florida man accussed of starving 68 lb wife

that florida man is all over the charts

 

[oneshot86]

so i read futher in the thread and tucker says month and day, so mine has changed from florida man starving his old lady to florida man, drunk and naked allegedly sets house on fire

 

[Va_Gentleman]

Go Figure. Gawd Dammit......


Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor



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This is what I got as well

 

[Tucker301]

so i read futher in the thread and tucker says month and day, so mine has changed from florida man starving his old lady to florida man, drunk and naked allegedly sets house on fire

That seems to be quite common. Sometimes while baking cookies and other times just in general.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

https://www.winknews.com/2018/05/22...ment-to-tell-children-where-babies-come-from/

 

[101stinfantry]

Bummer the only thing that comes up on mine, is 4 Florida men stealing half a million worth of Tequila.

 

[168BTHPM]

A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza

 

[TimeWillTell]

Florida man claims to be 'agent of God,' carries rattlesnake on beach

 

[Dirty D]

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthdate month and year.

Mine is November 21

"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say"

Was she hot?

 

[sharpshot50]

Police arrest Florida man after zoo animals found in apartment.

 

[168BTHPM]

Was she hot?

I don't see where it says the horse was a "she".

 

[Dirty D]

Irrelevant detail

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Florida man claims to be 'agent of God,' carries rattlesnake on beach

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WTF? Are you sure they got that right? Is there a town called Florida in East Tennessee I don't know about? With a beach?