Shit I’m getting old - being 70 sucks - this is a bit cynical even for me...but I can’t find anything really untruthful about it so I’ll just hit go:
Good news - I found an alternative scope:
Chinese Scope Yallz!
I have decided to take this $120 scope, and order 50 of them for resale here in the USA for $499 each.
Also, I negotiated with the seller to have them made for $90 each - they are going to come with a bucket of industrial waste at that price you need to bury in your yard or donate to your kids school.
Also, you have to agree to ridicule an American factory worker who is now unemployed...preferably until they commit suicide. 3 Chinese people died for every one of these manufactured (2 of them children) and they said they would start to fall behind if we didn’t all help a little.
If your scope breaks, we will immediately send you a new one and pretend we have awesome customer service instead of just having dropped our profit margin from 600% to 500%.
The marketing pitch will be something like “American Patriotic Warrior Heritage Freedom Will Finally Be Yours Courtesy of Zhen Zhang Children’s Toys Ltd”
Thanks everyone,
Fuck America Optical.