Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[powdahound76]

I mostly said it because it was so disgusting..... Dang near wrecked my morning coffee.

 

[4065HW]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Lay him in front of the door and call him Matt

Call him anything you want, he ain't coming to you anyway.
Oh, wait, that's for a legless dog. My bad.

 

[dttheliman]

Disgusting how childish people on here are, really juvenile.

I mean despite his physical challenges they are pulling the leg on a guy that has raised himself up by his boot straps, stood on his own two feet and embraced a beautiful relationship, you really have to hand it to him..........I bet they couldnt walk a mile in his shoes.

Whatever he looks ‘armless

 

[bullseye13]

Whatever he looks ‘armless

The dude cant wipe the smile off his face.

 

[pmclaine]

Whatever he looks ‘armless

Are you "stumping" for jerk of the week?

 

[bullseye13]

Do you know what to say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in.
What do you say to a hitchhiker in a wheelchair? Need a lift?

 

[pmclaine]

The dude cant wipe the smile off his face.

Well this place isnt shorthanded when it comes to the heartless......

 

[MadDuner]

Well this place isnt shorthanded when it comes to the heartless......

And here I thought this would be the perfect place to find the kindest, gentlest, and most pacifist and laid back kind of people on the Internet.

 

[pmclaine]

Call him anything you want, he ain't coming to you anyway.
Oh, wait, that's for a legless dog. My bad.

Not named Worm is he?

 

[Caihlen]

What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothin. Fucker won’t come to you anyway...

 

[dttheliman]

And here I thought this would be the perfect place to find the kindest, gentlest, and most pacifist and laid back kind of people on the Internet.

Dad joke of the day : you stop you car and then what do you say to the guy with 3 eyes , one leg and no arms , standing on the side of the road .... aye, aye, aye, you look ’armless, hop in

 

[Lawless]

Disgusting how childish people on here are, really juvenile.

I mean despite his physical challenges they are pulling the leg on a guy that has raised himself up by his boot straps, stood on his own two feet and embraced a beautiful relationship, you really have to hand it to him..........I bet they couldnt walk a mile in his shoes.

More Groan

 

[pmclaine]

More Groan

Elitist!

 

[Lawless]

Lunch at the General Store. Their horseradish sauce is divine!

 

[Lawless]

Elitist!

From the Fatboy user!

 

[Sgt47]

 

[pmclaine]

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Volcano? Ash static?

 

[pmclaine]

From the Fatboy user!

$1.95 razor......Im a poor.

 

[memyselfi]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[memyselfi]

 

[Sgt47]

Volcano? Ash static?

Yes, Chaiten, Chile volcano.

 

[BullGear]

The video cuts off right when things could have gotten iinteresting...

 

[Maddybrook]

 

[Ravenworks]

I thought that dude with the "giant roses" was just Frank with a normal bouquet riding the RTD here in Denver. I know he doesn't post a lot about family, but he is a man, guessing he likes the ladies (statistics), and given he is a dude, he is bound the screw up.

I never have brought flowers for screwing up. Just to celebrate a wonderful lady. Usually at random.

I imagine it would be akward buying flowers for someone named Gagga

 

[4065HW]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[4065HW]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[oneshot86]

Lunch at the General Store. Their horseradish sauce is divine!


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That is a badass looking sammich.
Prick, I'm hungry now and disappointed cause I ain't getting a sammich like that

 

[memyselfi]

 

[pmclaine]

Thats not an eel or a fish......better hope there is antivenom nearby.

 

[Sgt47]

 

[powdahound76]

Those videos have me laughing.

“My momma said, stupid is as stupid does.”

Quite true.

 

[Sgt47]

 

[4065HW]

 

[BullGear]

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I won't ask what that frog is sitting on in the second picture.

 

[4065HW]

I won't ask what that frog is sitting on in the second picture.

It's just an old water hose for draining the barrel
A hose in a bung hole

 

[Tazman308]

 

[Tazman308]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

Hemmingway would love that shot.

 

[sea2summit]

 

[hankpac]

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That is an example of practiced double-talk.

 

[MadDuner]

That is an example of practiced double-talk.

It reads more like my step brother‘s speech pattern after an 8-ball of cocaine....

 

[Gregor.Samsa]