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All the cat toys in the house and she has made her new playground toy in a plastic bag
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Decided it was time to make something nice to display my vintage razors on.

1-1/2” x 1/2” oak with 1/4” oak dowels. Dowels are press fit, no glue to mess up the finish. Holds 12 razors.

I made the antiquing stain with a Sherwin Williams color called Tuxedo mixed 50/50 with water. I think it will fit into my antique-ish bathroom very well.


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(Overheard by our secret source in the Kremlin)

= What a day! The Americans are really putting the boots to Merkel on Nord Stream, we’ve got demos in Khabarovsk and now Batko’s screwing up. Some days it’s just too much.
– We gotta come up with something to take people’s minds off things, Boss.
= Yeah, but what? No military anniversaries coming up. Do we have any new weapons which we can show?
– Not unless you count the re-done Bear.
= Nah, that won’t work – the Americans will just say it’s obsolete. Why it’s almost as old at their B-52!
– How about a video of the Tsar Bomba?
= Always good to remind the neo-cons that they may have Big Democracy but we’ve got Big Bomb. But I want something else.
– We could do a video of pretty girls singing that they’re Putingirls.
= Didn’t Obama did that? That’s as fake as the reset was.
– Wait Boss! I’ve got it. Let’s poison somebody! That’ll will change the headlines. Sure worked that last few times.
= Hmmmm, sounds good, keep talking.
– We’ll poison that Navalniy guy…
= Who? – You know, the guy the Americans think you’re obsessed with.
= Isn’t he in France, in a lunatic asylum?
– No, the other guy.
= Oh yeah, I think I remember. OK so we poison him, then what?
– Well, he won’t die of course
– our poisons are no good
– and, after a day or two we let him go to some NATO country and they’ll say he was poisoned.
= Well, that will certainly change the headlines, let’s do it.
– OK Boss, and while people are obsessed with that, we can swing a few elections in the West.
= Ah yes, gotta remember to talk to Xi and coordinate our efforts. I’m still pissed off that he thinks he can fix a US election. He can do Japan, Australia, Korea and the others. That’s what multipolarism is
– you do yours, we do ours.
 
The guy who sent it to me didn't give a location. I'm doing ok but it seems like I'm on schedule to get every chemo side effect there is. I've always wondered what I'd look like bald and clean shaven.
:);)
Bald and clean shaven?
there some guy on here that is obsessed with razors of old kinds. Maybe he can set you up?
 
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The guy who sent it to me didn't give a location. I'm doing ok but it seems like I'm on schedule to get every chemo side effect there is. I've always wondered what I'd look like bald and clean shaven.
:);)
Bald and clean shaven?
there some guy on here that is obsessed with razors of old kinds. Maybe he can set you up?

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