Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Where I am from you will see a 100 lb weak nerd kid turn into hellcat to be feared for saying something about a boys mother. I am still that way.
Guy several years ago said “thats what your mom said” in regards to some off color joke. I gave him a verbal warning. I said I can take any joke about me, but you will lose weight by eating through a straw if you ever make a joke like that about my mother.
I thought thats how they teach Catholic boys who arent interested in church to cross themselves?
Im not catholic. I do have a few close friends who are and am even friends with a couple priests.
Taught one of them how to shoot handguns. He loves it!
Then we go for a beer after.
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@powdahound76 I always thought that teaching was more in the lines of
Half nelson
Full nelson
Father Nelson?
Half nelson
Full nelson
Father Nelson?
I worked in fixed ops in car dealerships for 20 years, mamas were not protected and it was a contest to see who could have the best mama joke daily.
Crude? Absolutely, but those were the times.
I love “yo mamma” jokes.
Im referring to the direct and targeted crude, rude, or sexual comments about a guys mom.
Yo momma so fat, she headed out the back door before she even all the way in the front.
I saw yo momma kickin an old soup can down the street yesterday. I asked “What you doin?” She said “Movin”.
Those are good yo momma jokes.
Cleaned up my track car for once, I'm enjoying it a little more before it goes into surgery this winter for some big changes.
Once we move for good this winter, I plan to get one. Same as what they call a Blue Healer or is there some subtle difference?
Razor hanger is up. All the vintage razors are here. 2 slots left for my Gillette NEW Long Comb I’m having replated in nickel and the wife’s 1960 NOS Lady Gillette.
Nice. I've made the move to double edge razors 6 years ago. It shaves so much better and feels considerably nicer. Great collection you have there. I've been meaning to get into vintage stuff.
Same dog. Australian Cattle Dog (ACD) or Blue / Red Healer...interchangeable names. ACD is the AKC proper name.
Yo momma so fat, it takes two subway rides and a taxi to get to her good side.
Yo momma so fat the Nat’l Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Good Lawd these are fun!
I love when the mail shows up! The ARs are getting some upgrades this weekend.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yea, but if you didn’t get any Dillo Dust and a bottle opener, you got ripped off!
Nope, just got a mini constitution with the order lol. Do they sometimes toss in other stuff? I'll have to order that dillo next time, I didn't know about it but that's really cool.
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