Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Making Army Jerry proud!!

Huh??? Wut???

I mean... I've been....... like....... STUPID drunk before..... Like...... REALLY. FUCKING. STUPID. DRUNK...... But I don't think I've ever reached a state of inebriation needed for something like this to happen...

 

[Jscb1b]

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BENDER and 1J04?

 

[Barneybdb]

I thought I had edited out the name tags????

 

[rjacobs]

you might want to look up the definition of tarmac. Because, that isn't tarmac.
Very overused/misunderstood word.
Just FYI, not the grammar police

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Sure looks like tarmac to me

Tar·mac
/ˈtärˌmak/


noun
trademark in UK
noun: tarmac

1. material used for surfacing roads or other outdoor areas, consisting of crushed rock mixed with tar.
   "the tarmac path"

That's odd. Even all the time I spent on the flightline at Mildenhall and Lakenheath or even Stetford airport, the larger area was still called "tarmac"

Right? Guess we can just call it carpet I guess.
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That there is called a RAMP... Its made of asphalt...


Let me straighten the rest of you gay boys out who are arguing over airport definitions.

On an airport we got RAMPS... Thats where you park airplanes typically... the guys that park/load and unload airplanes arent called "tarmackers" they are called "rampers"....

We got TAXIWAYS... and we got RUNWAYS...

They are all made out of concrete OR asphalt these days.

As @Belt fed correctly points out TARMAC is a specific type of product GENERALLY not used since I believe WW2...but term seems to endear. Tarmac is a lot like chip seal...or out in the country they will spread gravel and then spray oily tar on it...

 

[brianf]

Thanks for the explanation....

Can you help with driving on a parkway but parking on a driveway?

Someone had to do it...lol

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

I have always had problems with "clips" and "magazines".

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

The irony of someone being all Grammar Correct yet not understanding the definition they are using to apply their knowledge is the civil engineering definition, yet the aeronautical definition is exactly what they guys are referring to...

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[EddieNFL]

That there is called a RAMP... Its made of asphalt...


Let me straighten the rest of you gay boys out who are arguing over airport definitions.

Does PSP or dirt count as a ramp?

 

[Steel head]

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Reds are always welcome!

 

[Dirty D]

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To summarize CBR school “you’re all gonna fucking die and it will reeeeeally suck while you are dying”.

 

[rbutcher]

Of all the things to get super grammar particular, why does it always have to be about airports?

 

[Dirty D]

Huh??? Wut???

I mean... I've been....... like....... STUPID drunk before..... Like...... REALLY. FUCKING. STUPID. DRUNK...... But I don't think I've ever reached a state of inebriation needed for something like this to happen...

That is the proper mounting technique for shooters with cranial/rectal inversion.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[TXAZ]

That is the proper mounting technique for shooters with cranial/rectal inversion.

The medical term is "Cranial Rectitis"

 

[SWgeezer]

That is actually very reasonable. Packing crates have limited space and the rifle with the optic placed on top may take up more space than the container allows. I've shipped open-top Colt style revolvers that I had worked on back to clients partially disassembled before, due to me having only tiny shipping cartons on hand. Too small for the revolver to go in fully, but once the barrel taken off the arbor, both parts can be snugly wrapped and nestled in without much hassle with room for filler material... I can see that happening there too...

since Kent State, live ammo was only carried by squad leaders, I wonder what the sop will be for this event?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[CATM15]

 

[22Hshots]

Of all the things to get super grammar particular, why does it always have to be about airports?

Are we talking airports,... or airstrips?

 

[lash]

I have always had problems with "clips" and "magazines".

This is a clip:

This is a magazine:

Any questions?

 

[Mark Coffey]

That there is called a RAMP... Its made of asphalt...


Let me straighten the rest of you gay boys out who are arguing over airport definitions.

On an airport we got RAMPS... Thats where you park airplanes typically... the guys that park/load and unload airplanes arent called "tarmackers" they are called "rampers"....

We got TAXIWAYS... and we got RUNWAYS...

They are all made out of concrete OR asphalt these days.

As @Belt fed correctly points out TARMAC is a specific type of product GENERALLY not used since I believe WW2...but term seems to endear. Tarmac is a lot like chip seal...or out in the country they will spread gravel and then spray oily tar on it...

That clears up Tarmac! Thank you all for your input and insight.
-But, what is flight line???

We were always looking for that and squelch grease

 

[...]

This is a clip:

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This is a magazine:

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Any questions?

...and here comes Remington off the top rope about you fuck your whole life up...

 

[david walter]

There's a story where the wise teacher asks the class "If you call the tail a leg, how many legs does a dog have?" The class answered "FIVE!"

The teacher responded "Four. Calling the tail a leg does not make it a leg."

Thus also to clips and magazines. End of lesson....

...and here comes Remington off the top rope about you fuck your whole life up...

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

Thanks for the explanation....

Can you help with driving on a parkway but parking on a driveway?

Someone had to do it...lol

If you put something on a boat, it is called "cargo." If you put it on a truck it is called a "shipment."

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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[clcustom1911]

@Steel head and a few choice others who likely toss premium female salad.

 

[clcustom1911]

 

[1moaoff]

Are you implying there is a problem with that?
NOT asking for a friend...

 

[clcustom1911]

Nope no problem at all. Tongue-Punching the Fart Box is definitely a thing.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[eagleskier]

If you put something on a boat, it is called "cargo." If you put it on a truck it is called a "shipment."

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

[Broncovan]

This is a clip:

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This is a magazine:

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Any questions?

You forgot the famous Banana Clip.

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[nikonNUT]

Move along, nothing to see here.

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Pine Bluff Arsenal?

 

[TripleBull]

Thank God the Bee keeps me giggling. A fella could get depressed these days...

Ominous Sign For Joe: Presidential Restroom Replaced With Female Restroom

“Hey! There goes the Presidential urinal!” shouted a frustrated Joe Biden. “Barack never let me use that, even as Vice President. What gives?!”

babylonbee.com

 

[TripleBull]

Gonna need to replace big tech. Imagine Frank opening up a Google-replacement server farm...

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

You forgot the famous Banana Clip.
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[Belt fed]

Not gonna say who
Not gonna say when
Not gonna say where

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Belt fed]

Hi,

The irony of someone being all Grammar Correct yet not understanding the definition they are using to apply their knowledge is the civil engineering definition, yet the aeronautical definition is exactly what they guys are referring to...
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Sincerely,
Theis

Ah, the aeronautic definition, yet not even one pilot I know uses that term to describe a runway. Or a taxiway, or ramp. And I'm a pilot. So I know more than a few.
I'd suggest it's a term used by the media, and by non-aviation people. You know, all the experts.

 

[Thorny]

This is a clip:

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This is a magazine:

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Any questions?

Magazines have articles in them, that one only has pictures.

 

[Barneybdb]

In my 30+ years of experience in military and civil aviation tarmac was a commonly used term.

 

[brianf]

Not gonna say who
Not gonna say when
Not gonna say where
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I noticed you have the switch on race not off...smart move

in always want the nannies around when pushing it

people turn off all the help because they think you’ll go faster...only place you go faster is into a ditch

 

[LeftyJason]

I thought magazines held powder?

 

[Steel head]

This is what floats Steel head’s boat!

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[tiger13]

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@Steel head and a few choice others who likely toss premium female salad.

Times have changed. When I was in elementary school, the nuclear option insult was "butt licker". Now , a lot of people put this on their Tinder profile.

 

[1skrewsloose]

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That's funny, my phone's notification sound is the same. Really get the looks when I get a message in the beer isle.

 

[gunjunkie45]

This is what floats Steel head’s boat!
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I do like a ginger...

 

[VA-Varminter]