Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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No I wouldn’tYou would be surprised how often this happens in the military
Nah... Just reload all of your ammo in regular fashion... and sell or give them to ANTIFA/John Brown Gun Club...
I thought it was photoshopped until I saw the look on the two cheerleaders faces on the right.
I am not a Satanist, and I wouldn't touch a Bible either. Seriously, what the fuck is that shit? It's a stupid tradition for superstitious people.
If nothing else, I'd do it as a "Fuck You" to all the friends of Jesus, who think they run everything.
I'd put a copy of Nietzche's, "Will to Power", or the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, on top of there, so the guy holding it would struggle to hold it up.
If nothing else, I'd do it as a "Fuck You" to all the friends of Jesus, who think they run everything.
I'd put a copy of Nietzche's, "Will to Power", or the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, on top of there, so the guy holding it would struggle to hold it up.
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Wont touch a bible? Why not? It's just another book, isnt it? Sounds to me like you're the superstitious one. What's the matter, afraid some of the stupid tradition gonna rub off on you?I am not a Satanist, and I wouldn't touch a Bible either. Seriously, what the fuck is that shit? It's a stupid tradition for superstitious people.
If nothing else, I'd do it as a "Fuck You" to all the friends of Jesus, who think they run everything.
I'd put a copy of Nietzche's, "Will to Power", or the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, on top of there, so the guy holding it would struggle to hold it up.
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Exactly. Dolts lose their mind when they expect you to touch THEIR book, but you point this (i.e., your point) out, by not doing so. So if it's just another book, why can't it be ANY book? There should be no argument, here. What's it gain you to swear on something that you don't believe in, anyway? Besides, oppositional defiance is FUN.
Logically, the one who doesn't want to touch the book, for whatever reason, is the least superstitious of the two. Why is it even there, to begin with? That's where you start...
You've just created circular logic, that still ends with Bible touching being a stupid superstition. Have a nice day!
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Even so, she cannot be trusted by the American people.
I would have thought she would go up in flames as soon as she touched the Bible.
I won't argue that one bit, but I'll call a spade a spade when I see one.
The most laughable joke in this entire thread, is that this implies that there are some politicians who CAN be trusted.
Fair enough, btw I did not intend to imply any of them are telling the truth. But in this case she's far worse than most.
Bullshit. You don't get to be a politician by being an honest, upstanding citizen. (Pay to Play) She's just the opposite of your own bias.
I am not a Satanist, and I wouldn't touch a Bible either. Seriously, what the fuck is that shit? It's a stupid tradition for superstitious people.
If nothing else, I'd do it as a "Fuck You" to all the friends of Jesus, who think they run everything.
I'd put a copy of Nietzche's, "Will to Power", or the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, on top of there, so the guy holding it would struggle to hold it up.
That's a powerful belief system you have there.
Nah. But it caused a nasty rash...or that could be an STD.
I agree. Liberated from the nonsense that binds others. Funny that some people think that you can't have certain beliefs, while eschewing others. What a sad way to live.
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Kudos. Most atheists are offended whenever someone points out they just have a different religion.
Why would you assume that I'm an atheist?
Regardless, to-may-toe, to-mah-toe... If you want my religion to be atheism, that's OK by me. As long as I don't have to be a Jesus friend.
Why would you assume that I'm an atheist?
Regardless, to-may-toe, to-mah-toe... If you want my religion to be atheism, that's OK by me. As long as I don't have to be a Jesus friend.
My apologies. I "assumed" you did not subscribe to the theory of deities.
Why would you "have" to be a friend of/to anyone?
Who the fuck knows what's out there, Eddie? Nobody has told me, personally. I guess that makes me a hardcore agnostic.
But goddam these Jesus friends, with all of their internal arguments, and bad behaviors, sure make for some good laughs. It's almost like some super asshole-ish, sarcastic aliens, created the longest running joke in history.
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