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There is a time to take their offer. I resisted the last one like a motherfucker. They just got more from the people on the other side of the street. and built the fucked up passing lane anyway.
Is that a French Flag on upper left?
Don’t worry.......I see what you did there.....Is that a French Flag on upper left?
Now THAT is a chocolate covered cherry
Thank god it didn't say: NFL Player Announces He Is Gay, Is Switching Over To 6.5CM!
Thank god it didn't say: NFL Player Announces He Is Gay, Is Switching Over To 6.5CM!![]()
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That's a real ouchie right there. Skip to 3:15 for the action.
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house