Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[jrhtx]

TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house

“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

AND every opportunity you get!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Wild dog]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Barneybdb]

Need help with your diet??

 

[Steel head]

Best on Instagram

5,624 likes, 182 comments - 6best71 on June 19, 2021

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[Garvey]

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Told my new bride 14 years ago:

"I do not read minds"

"Do not give me hints. Say what you mean"

"Do not hope I will figure it out. Because I won't"

I think by now I've repeated those words enough times, I finally have her trained.

 

[Steel head]

 

[W54/XM-388]

Just cut a ingrown toenail out, talk about motivating. Shit always feels better after.

I get them bad thanks to my old doc fucking up cutting my toenail off.

Have you tried:

A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
B. Cut a deep V notch into the center of your nails.

 

[Newenglandwood]

Watched a movie last night with Olivia Wilde in it.....

WOW

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

Have you tried:

A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
B. Cut a deep V notch into the center of your nails.

Yes, neither works unfortunately.

I have a sliver for lack of a better word that grows out and forward into my skin. I get rid of it and it grows back. I cut it out all the way down the side of my toe nail to the back, it was trying to come through the front of my toe.

Looked like a murder in my bathroom sink, but damn it relieved some pressure.

 

[168BTHPM]

Is that a French Flag on upper left?

That's the flag the French army uses.

 

[akmike47]

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Is that pillow supposed to look like a tortilla?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[david walter]

More like he was outed when a 6.5 Creedmoor was discovered in his locker.

Cannone da 65/17 modello 13 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Barneybdb]

Simple art but beautiful (Press unmute) | uberHumor.com

uberHumor.com: Probably the funniest site on the net...

uberhumor.com

 

[akmike47]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

classic favorite

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Docsherm]

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Where did you find that picture? Because I took that bottom one many years ago. Wow......

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Secondistic]

More like he was outed when a 6.5 Creedmoor was discovered in his locker.

 

[Boatninja]

That's a real ouchie right there. Skip to 3:15 for the action.

Now that is a well trained retriever!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[BullGear]

She may not know the prices, but she is really good looking.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

Adapt and overcome....

 

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[Snipe260]

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Do you make sure the man is with his wife?

 

[Barneybdb]