Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Told my new bride 14 years ago:
"I do not read minds"
"Do not give me hints. Say what you mean"
"Do not hope I will figure it out. Because I won't"
I think by now I've repeated those words enough times, I finally have her trained.
Have you tried:
A. don't cut your toenails into a curve, grow them out and cut straight.
B. Cut a deep V notch into the center of your nails.
Watched a movie last night with Olivia Wilde in it.....
WOW
Yes, neither works unfortunately.
I have a sliver for lack of a better word that grows out and forward into my skin. I get rid of it and it grows back. I cut it out all the way down the side of my toe nail to the back, it was trying to come through the front of my toe.
Looked like a murder in my bathroom sink, but damn it relieved some pressure.
That's the flag the French army uses.
More like he was outed when a 6.5 Creedmoor was discovered in his locker.
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Where did you find that picture? Because I took that bottom one many years ago. Wow......
She may not know the prices, but she is really good looking.
Do you make sure the man is with his wife?
My BIL went to high school with her. Said she would look like a porcupine if as many dicks were sticking out as had been stuck in her.
So, did he actually mean that she didn't let him?
Well, when he told me this, we were at a local bar. Several of his friends chimed in. Either she was a tramp, or everyone heard the same story so pick a side. Considering the general reputation of the entertainment world, I'm thinking porcupine.
To answer your question, he most likely never spoke to her. She was the social type and he had a gunrack in the rear window of his pickup so...
Sounds like a "not her type".
Shallow and stupid trumps looks every time.
Stupidity is hard to tolerate no matter what.
Shallow and stupid trumps looks every time.
Stupidity is hard to tolerate no matter what.
enough of the "my brother's counsin's sister's former roomate thinks Vanna White is a slut because she likely rejected his advances in high school" bullshit...
back to motivational MILF:
or some combination fake boobs, tattoos, maybe some daddy issues, and a reasonable likelihood of being stabbed. See below for the combination of the aforementioned traits:
back to motivational MILF:
or some combination fake boobs, tattoos, maybe some daddy issues, and a reasonable likelihood of being stabbed. See below for the combination of the aforementioned traits:
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I was worried but the universe is back on track now.
