Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

How sharp is your knife??

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This lady looks really, really familiar. I might know her grandmother!

Thank you,
MrSmith
Mr. Smith,
If you send me a DM with the granddaughters contact information, I'll be happy to verify and get back to you. It might take some extensive research and some travel to investigate. But, I'm willing to make the sacrifice to answer your nagging question and put your mind at ease.
 
Mr. Smith,
If you send me a DM with the granddaughters contact information, I'll be happy to verify and get back to you. It might take some extensive research and some travel to investigate. But, I'm willing to make the sacrifice to answer your nagging question and put your mind at ease.
You are such a good boy!
 
Hey. They say I'm humble and virtuous and that I only want to help my fellow man.

and by "they" I mean "I".
and by "humble", I mean "horny"
and by "virtuous", I mean "depraved"
and by "help my fellow man, I mean "get laid"

But, we're just mincing words.
A gal told me once "If you are going home alone at the end of the night. You need to lower your standards."
 
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Mr. Smith,
If you send me a DM with the granddaughters contact information, I'll be happy to verify and get back to you. It might take some extensive research and some travel to investigate. But, I'm willing to make the sacrifice to answer your nagging question and put your mind at ease.

The camaraderie among the members of this website/forum are unbelievable. To selflessly volunteer for such a noble mission brings a tear to my eye. Thank you from the bottom of my pea pickin' heart.

But, alas, at my age I have an excellent memory, but it's short.

What were we talking about again??

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
Hey shit for brains. Obviously you have no fucking idea what I was referring to since it has no relation to how much one can bench press or number of bow kills.
There used to be a guy on here who talked about that stuff. Pretty sure that he was mentally retarded. Quigleyford or something..? His inference was that you are retarded based on what you said. I didn’t see what you said, so don’t get all retarded on me. I’m here to help.