Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Tater Salad]

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[EddieNFL]

 

[W54/XM-388]

One of my buds and I bought metric tapes once just to fuck with everyone else. Him: "That's 197 point 2!" Me: "197 point 2." Coworker: "What the fuck is point 2?"
Edited to say that we all started fucking around using "regular" tapes and 3/8" became "point 6" and 3/4" became "point 12"...because, you know, we were fraction genii.

If you really want to mess with somebody's mind, get a traditional Japanese woodworker's measuring tape & give it to them.
Looks like inches, but isn't inches....

 

[geek65]

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Same as what I think about those that post such memes! When someone post a meme making fun of someone else's suffering, I just assume that they are an absolute:

Members are allowed to post the meme and I am allowed to comment, either good or bad - seems fair

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

I have a 100' tape that is in 10th of a foot not inches..
Luckily I figured it out before I screwed up big time.
Wait a minute.... this tape only goes to 10 inches... WTF

 

[Aftermath]

I have a 100' tape that is in 10th of a foot not inches..
Luckily I figured it out before I screwed up big time.
Wait a minute.... this tape only goes to 10 inches... WTF

Most common with excavation type work. LOTS of surveyors rods are in tenths of feet.

 

[XTR]

Most common with excavation type work. LOTS of surveyors rods are in tenths of feet.

Funny, my 300ft tape is in tenths.…. Is that like a mil reticle with moa turrets?

 

[jbuck88]

Most common with excavation type work. LOTS of surveyors rods are in tenths of feet.

I had a tape that was in 10ths and inches when I worked in the dirt. It would fuck you up if not careful.

 

[Redhook]

Most common with excavation type work. LOTS of surveyors rods are in tenths of feet.

Yup.

 

[Garvey]

I had a tape that was in 10ths and inches when I worked in the dirt. It would fuck you up if not careful.

My 300' tape is inches on one side, tenths on the other. Damn near fucked up laying out the location of my house foundation. Fortunately I was paying attention.

 

[GhostFace]

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Vanessa Bedoya

 

[Dirty D]

Wrong thread, should be here: socially-unacceptable-humor

Good to know, if I find anything socially unacceptable I will be sure to post it there.

 

[geek65]

Good to know, if I find anything socially unacceptable I will be sure to post it there.

See my post above! https://www.snipershide.com/shootin...v2-0-new-rules-see-post-1.136401/post-9660466

 

[Dirty D]

Do not enlarge this picture!

You mean like this?

 

[Dirty D]

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If you were in the same room I would give you an awkwardly long hug!

 

[Dirty D]

Same as what I think about those that post such memes! When someone post a meme making fun of someone else's suffering, I just assume that they are an absolute:

Members are allowed to post the meme and I am allowed to comment, either good or bad - seems fair

Douchewagon, let’s all say together. Dirty D is a complete douchewagon (it’s true). Now don’t you feel better skippy?

 

[geek65]

Douchewagon, let’s all say together. Dirty D is a complete douchewagon (it’s true). Now don’t you feel better skippy?

"Skippy"?? Must be an Americanism, no idea what you mean, although, I do agree with your opinion of yourself.

 

[Dirty D]

Please fill this out in triplicate and report to Lowlight, if he doesn’t respond right away keep reporting until he does, he likes it when members do that.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[geek65]

Please fill this out in triplicate and report to Lowlight, if he doesn’t respond right away keep reporting until he does, he likes it when members do that.

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As above, anyone can post memes and others can comment, either in a positive or negative way. You seem to be the one upset maybe you need to fill out your form when I commented on your post in a negative way, maybe you have hurt feeling?

When people make fun out of someone else's suffering I just think that the poster is a very sad individual and that is how I will reply to such post, you American's believe in fee speech don't you. You are fee to post what you like and I am free to comment.

 

[geek65]

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Do you have hurt feelings? Maybe you cannot take criticism of your post, maybe you need thicker skin!

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Slash0311]

How bout you bois take your lover's quarrel behind the scenes so guys can get back to posting boobies and things. You can braid each others back hair later in your own thread.

 

[TripleBull]

Douchewagon, let’s all say together. Dirty D is a complete douchewagon (it’s true). Now don’t you feel better skippy?

I anoint thee "Triple D".

 

[Bill223]

 

[Thorny]

Just ordered a new helmet, it's coming from England.

 

[hankpac]

Even A&W thinks most of the American people are stupid.

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PS: Can anyone explain to me how the Romans were able to be great engineers when their math was in Roman numerals. Have you ever tried to multiply or divide in Roman numerals? Let's not even talk about trigonometry!

The basic answer is that they did not build their cities, etc. Their slaves did, Greeks, Macedonians, and middle eastern mathematical geniuses, including Jews (who engineered and built the pyramids). They had the math.

 

[geek65]

How bout you bois take your lover's quarrel behind the scenes so guys can get back to posting boobies and things. You can braid each others back hair later in your own thread.

I don't mind the 'banter' and the ping-pong post, I don't take offence at anyone calling me, the older I get the less I care of other people think of me.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[geek65]

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Just post in the appropriate thread, I have know doubt that you know full well that some may not like your humour but continue to post in this thread and not the more appropriate thread - why not?

 

[Mike Casselton]

 

[Mike Casselton]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Look! She's on point!!

 

[Mike Casselton]

 

[Mike Casselton]

 

[akmike47]

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If Freddie mercury didn't die, got fat, and married Elton John

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

You mean like this?

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No. You are fine. He meant like this.

 

[Garvey]

Just post in the appropriate thread, I have know doubt that you know full well that some may not like your humour but continue to post in this thread and not the more appropriate thread - why not?

Self appointed hall monitor now? And from anything other than the U.S.

This never ends well.

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Redhook]

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Damn it! My shop cat does this to my air hose all the time.

 

[diggler1833]

If you were in the same room I would give you an awkwardly long hug!

Your gun is digging into my hip...

 

[diggler1833]

I am trying to fathom why somebody would come to the Bear Pit and take offense to anything...let alone recommend corrective actions for someone else's behavior/posting here...let alone follow that up with a "I don't care what anybody thinks of me" comment.

You have quite literally clicked into the realm of nobody gives a fuck. Lighten up - or dare I even say - go visit a site where the behavior suits you better.

Now to add some humor to break up the booby posts a bit:

 

[Bill223]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Boatninja]

Want to screw with the clerk at Burger King? If your total is $9.78, give him/her $10.78 and watch the reaction.

Or to really screw them up try $10.03.

 

[Dirty D]

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Mike knows me well!

 

[Dirty D]

Your gun is digging into my hip...

That’s not your hip silly