What if Steven Segal would have used a Purple pillow? That thing is dense as concrete.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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ATF...Afraid To Fart
Sadly, I know that facial expression all too well. But, after a few years of practice You couldn't catch it on YouTube replay I've got such good poker face.... The Secret is just be OK with shitting yourself, and if you do lett a squirrel loose, just tell everybody you farted and what of it
Not impressed, saw an old fart doing that 25 years ago... You want to impress me, have somebody do it with my eyesight and I hand coordination
Not much of a Hi Power guy, though I have 2. This Belgian was pretty crusty before I turned her around. Trigger is as crispy as any Colt I've tuned. Hard to believe I only have as much into her as a 19X
That thigh gap tho . . .
Yeah I find this one hard to laugh at. Good on her for being confident in herself though. That part I do find highly motivational.
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Funny… I've got the same tools and the same stirrups yet I'm considered a freak because I don't have a piece of paper to hang on the wall that says I'm a doctor… fucking racist chicks.
Absolutely!! You know she won't be able to run very fast! Hell just toss down some marbles and she won't get past the bedroom door
Does she work at IHOP?
If she is Asian, is her name Eireen?
I'd say we could split her but it wouldn't work out!!!
plus she's a space saver in the freezer.How do u make a wish with that one?
18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.
Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.
She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds?
You should have asked how many inches she wanted….$150 an inch……..18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.
Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.
She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds?
Take her other leg and her name is Cunswalo
Too bad is a poorly done photoshop...
But it does remind me of a prostitute at the "Compound" near Incirlik Air Base. Sadly, she was the best looking one there.
Close call!
Hit
This one has a prostate.
