Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

I'm game!
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I’d possibly pay extra for that feature!
 
18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.

Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.

She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds? 🤣
 
18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.

Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.

She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds? 🤣
You should have asked how many inches she wanted….$150 an inch……..