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Yeah I find this one hard to laugh at. Good on her for being confident in herself though. That part I do find highly motivational.
Funny… I've got the same tools and the same stirrups yet I'm considered a freak because I don't have a piece of paper to hang on the wall that says I'm a doctor… fucking racist chicks.
No shit, sometimes a leg can get in the way.
Absolutely!! You know she won't be able to run very fast! Hell just toss down some marbles and she won't get past the bedroom doorI'm game!
Is her name Eileen?
Does she work at IHOP?
If she is Asian, is her name Eireen?
I'd say we could split her but it wouldn't work out!!!
18% actually.
You should have asked how many inches she wanted….$150 an inch……..18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.
Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.
She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds?![]()
Take her other leg and her name is Cunswalo
Too bad is a poorly done photoshop...
Evens out to $100/hr with that deal.You should have asked how many inches she wanted….$150 an inch……..
If she was a hooker her street name would be “stump grinder”
It’s about to beIs her name Eileen?
ROR!If she is Asian, is her name Eireen?
Evidently she’s left handed. So complete asshole.
Just blonde, that is her other right.Evidently she’s left handed. So complete asshole.
Blonde with black roots! Asshole and a liar!Just blonde, that is her other right.
Please be 18, please be 18, please be 18
From that angle you'd be able to see her tonsils.Wrong angle![]()
This one has a prostate.
Seattle is an expensive place to live.