All I want for Christmas this year

TheGerman

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    Since the wife is going to visit family, and my house is basically the 'get away and hide from your family' location for everyone I know to come and drink, eat and then shoot stuff....I have a relatively small list this year.

    I know you have all been wondering what to get me, so here goes:


    - 1.75 Liter Military Special bourbon to put in a crystal decanter so I can tell everyone how awesome, rare and expensive it is and see if they some actually agree even though its literally the worst liquor on the planet and is overpriced at 9$ for almost 2 liters

    - A legit pimp cup for Cognac. Bonus points for figuring out how to get both Louis Vouitton and KAC on it

    - A 240G barrel for 1400RPM fun that I'll probably make a YouTube video about and like shoot someones house or a cruise ship or something

    - A box of DrumStick ice cream cones


    You have like 6 weeks.
     
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    You get Biden Toilet paper, and you will like it


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    I think it might be a hard order to fill. I think I heard about some container ships that are anchored off the beeches of Ca., that the crews are drinking your x-mas order and passing that bottle of bourbon from ship to ship (F'n pirates!), as I type this. Mac;)
     
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    JLP83 said:
    Home alone for Christmas? I'd be leaning more towards hookers myself but you do you.
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    Well, my wife and I were just talking about me being alone and came to the conclusion that I'd probably end up doing something like making a Tinder profile for women to come over and put my wife's Peleton together for me.
     
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    and the ability to buy a mountain of primers I just wanna feel like scruge mc duck in his money vault riding a wave of primers all for me .I'll worry about powder next Christmas . Christmas , Christmas , Christmas , Christmas , Christmas ......
     
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    Maser said:
    I still haven't gotten my pony I always ask for. :(
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    GI Joe aircraft carrier.

    Worst part is, I found out years later that my grandparents, after listening to me go on and on about it for 3 years, sent my mom the money to get it for me for Christmas one year. Mom goes to get it at the store, and the thing that fucks me out of it - the marketing retards thought putting OVER 7 FEET LONG really fucking big on the outside of the box was a great idea.

    Mom saw that and was like fuck that.
     
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    TheGerman said:
    GI Joe aircraft carrier.

    Worst part is, I found out years later that my grandparents, after listening to me go on and on about it for 3 years, sent my mom the money to get it for me for Christmas one year. Mom goes to get it at the store, and the thing that fucks me out of it - the marketing retards thought putting OVER 7 FEET LONG really fucking big on the outside of the box was a great idea.

    Mom saw that and was like fuck that.
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    Them fuckers.
    You tracked them down it the silence of the night, I hope.
     
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    TheGerman said:
    Since the wife is going to visit family, and my house is basically the 'get away and hide from your family' location for everyone I know to come and drink, eat and then shoot stuff....I have a relatively small list this year.

    I know you have all been wondering what to get me, so here goes:


    - 1.75 Liter Military Special bourbon to put in a crystal decanter so I can tell everyone how awesome, rare and expensive it is and see if they some actually agree even though its literally the worst liquor on the planet and is overpriced at 9$ for almost 2 liters

    - A legit pimp cup for Cognac. Bonus points for figuring out how to get both Louis Vouitton and KAC on it

    - A 240G barrel for 1400RPM fun that I'll probably make a YouTube video about and like shoot someones house or a cruise ship or something

    - A box of DrumStick ice cream cones


    You have like 6 weeks.
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    The ice cream cones...
    That's going to be a tough one
     
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    TheGerman said:
    GI Joe aircraft carrier.

    Worst part is, I found out years later that my grandparents, after listening to me go on and on about it for 3 years, sent my mom the money to get it for me for Christmas one year. Mom goes to get it at the store, and the thing that fucks me out of it - the marketing retards thought putting OVER 7 FEET LONG really fucking big on the outside of the box was a great idea.

    Mom saw that and was like fuck that.
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    Your mom was a smart lady. I can’t imagine how much worse my boys’ rooms would’ve been after adding that to what always looked like an explosion at a Hasbro factory...with LEGOs being used to snuff the flames.
     
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    TheGerman said:
    - 1.75 Liter Military Special bourbon to put in a crystal decanter so I can tell everyone how awesome, rare and expensive it is and see if they some actually agree even though its literally the worst liquor on the planet and is overpriced at 9$ for almost 2 liters
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    It seems to me that people wouldn't have a fucking clue. A close racing buddy was drinking some Pappy Van Winkle at the track. He shared it with just a couple of us. However, some people learn of this and wanted to try it. He expected this and told them he would pour them some. He went into his trailer and poured Jack Daniels into SOLO cup and gave it to them. They all loved it.
     
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    #49
    bigheart100 said:
    I'm not asking for too much...

    All I need is my dream handgun HK P7M13, my dream scope NF ATACR 7-35x56 FFP Mil, and my dream rifle AI AX rifle in 6.5cm... This is not too much Santa, do your abracadabra :cool:
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    Come visit me and we can fix all these problems short of not being retarded and using an MRAD instead of the AI.
     
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