Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Surgeon in London performs remote operation on a banana in California. | uberHumor.com
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If his boyfriend couldn’t enlighten him what makes you think I can?
Photo is unclear, is that not a P-38, or a version thereof?
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Clearly that trailer has a thing against Ford's. After a failed attempt to escape from one it decided to go out in a blaze of glory and kamikaze two others.
Arriving late. In transit... English: We have no idea where it is.
Blond, so the doctor performed the surgery and 8 hours later the banana got the procedure ?Surgeon in London performs remote operation on a banana in California. | uberHumor.com
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Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets 6.5 inch WW2 shell stuck up his bum
If you think you’re having a bad week, spare a thought for the poor soul who prompted a response from the bomb squad after getting an artillery shell stuck up his bottom.The anonymous patient, who reportedly collected military memorabilia, “slipped and fell” on a projectile from World War...www.indy100.com
Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man's rear
Unfortunate trip sees man at centre of bomb drama
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"These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length."
That's not a term I would have associated with military-grade munitions before 2021. As someone observed a few months ago on this site, "anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough."
"The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance"Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man's rear
Unfortunate trip sees man at centre of bomb drama
"These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length."
That's not a term I would have associated with military-grade munitions before 2021. As someone observed a few months ago on this site, "anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough."
The doctors and nurses had to bust out laughing at that story.
The best RSP on that would be to simply BIP. (Blow in place). Might be a little messy, but not worth loosing your eyes, fingers, or life over.
I give them piiiiiles of shit but I used to love training Muhrines.
The Europeans do it all the time with UXO from WWII, nothing that 6 dump truck loads of loose dirt can’t contain.
This is not true. Acts of God, natural occurring events or damage caused by animals are covered by almost every insurance contract, auto, home or commercial. Some examples are excluded by homeowners policies like rising ground water or flood water, however that coverage is available through other means. If so called Acts of God were not covered there would be no coverage for hurricanes, tornados, hail, wind, lightning, or when @armorpl8chikn 's pigs attack your car in an amorous and indecent way.
Now penance must be paid to @Dirty D for such unmotivational talk in the MPT. Sorry @Dirty D I know a couple of these are a little malnourished for your taste.
If it cannot breathe then it needs to loose some weight!
I have worked insurance claims in every state of this country and have never seen a higher deductible for wind or hail. Floods caused by hurricanes or any storm are rising ground water and excluded by a standard H04 policy but they are covered by the flood insurance sold by FEMA.
If you continue this bullshit the penance to @Dirty D will be unbearable.
Had one about 60 years ago. I think every kid had one...along with a slinky and a hulahoop.
When I saw that thing I immediately looked up at the lights and started moving my lever finger. Like riding a bike...
Is the bottom plumage all pubes?
Quoting myself for context.
So, no big farts while hiking.
We went to her place and had a couple beers and visited before dinner time and right after we sat down, she says "Pardon my dog, she can be stinky."
I started laughing and asked if she was always gonna blame to dog for rotten farts or if she could fess up if it wasnt a second date.
A good laugh and a kiss and she said I am funny.
yep. Seeing her again!
Cousin Its daughter?
