Best route to avoid Dallas traffic

[Smitty192]

Am I wrong?

Not in the least. Might be short notice and I may have trouble getting the 28' ladder strapped to the top of the little plane.

A little shocked no one suggested the dick shaped Amazon rocket.

 

[308pirate]

I may have trouble getting the 28' ladder strapped to the top of the little plane.

What do you drive, a fire truck?

 

[308pirate]

I don't know.

Half the ATC is calling in sick flights cancelled all over.

There is probably a traffic jam in the air.

Class D airspace for the win, bitches!

 

[rhsc]

A little shocked no one suggested the dick shaped Amazon rocket.

Well, it only goes straight up, then comes straight down. Probably couldn't even see Sedona at the peak of it's trajectory.

Incidentally, there's a rumor floating around that the Amazon rocket's odd design is patterned after it's owner: "one thrust and done" followed by weeks of intense work performed by highly-paid specialists to get it "flight ready" again. I'm thinking there might be a clue in all this that could explain why his wife divorced him...

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

We never had a major problem with I-20 which runs south of the city(ies) But thta’s been about 15 years ago. Dallas/Ft Worth traffic always was a breeze compared to that elongated parking lot known as Austin.

 

[Smitty192]

What do you drive, a fire truck?

Ha...extension ladder. But I would like to have a fire truck.