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So the first rule of "Condescending Club" is really kind of complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.
Sirhr
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Ouch… at least it was probably quick. When you time is up…. It’s up!
Sirhr
Funny video.
Real danger
We lost a couple guys down in Ridgeway CO area a few years back on the deck of their cabin. About 4' of snow on the roof avalanched and buried them.
Cause of death was asphyxiation.
It’s funny cause it’s true
True story. A boy I went to school with had a brand new Shelby Daytona with the Turbo II engine, nice quick car. Leather seats, loaded…
He was at a “get together“ and was plastered. Had another dude drive him home in his car. On the way, he hurled …. projectile style, on the inside of the windshield and dash. The vomit went all down inside the defrost ducts.
His dad made him keep driving it
and it reeked so bad nobody would ride anywhere with him.
Mom kept a bottle of that stuff and iodine in the house and couldn't count the number of times that stinging shit was put on my scrapes and cuts.
A friend of mine is a world class archer. He was on the Olympic team and has shot in most all of the big tournaments. Several years ago he was telling me about needing to practice but the weather was crappy and couldn't get to the local indoor range so he brought his target inside and leaned it against the refrigerator. He said that shooting down the hall and into the kitchen was almost perfect. After shooting his first five arrows he went to pull them from the target. All five had gone through enough to leave holes in the refrigerator door.
His dad was not very happy.
His dad was not very happy.
Once while in the yard shooting he decided to shoot an arrow straight up and then run for cover on the porch. He said it made a hell of a noise when it stuck in the metal roof of the house.
Damn kids now-a-days...no sense of right and wrong when it comes to zip tie discipline.
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