You do have better hair (bitch) and you annoy @TheGerman almost as often as I do which is why I love you in an awkwardly long hug kind of way.
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I once gave @TheGerman an awkward hug while he was holding his dog. Its was hilarious.You do have better hair (bitch) and you annoy @TheGerman almost as often as I do which is why I love you in an awkwardly long hug kind of way.
^^That's the worst crop since the one that killed a million Irish.
I bet the bitch growled a little, the dog may have too.
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I thought this was so far out there it had to be completely fake, so I researched to prove something was amiss...
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Screen shot from Self Magazines website just now
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No worries, FIFY
I have more minions hiding in plain sight than Hydra, yer welcome.
Shouldn’t “dog” be in italics or something?
Just assuming that’s gotta be a euphemism…because of the hair…
When I see this and the pics by @clcustom1911 of her exercising I think Pickwickian Syndrome. The pass out is imminent.
I went to the FB page just to see what's up and if this was real the first day someone posted this. The responses were quite savage.
Can you afford to feed it? For that kind of money you could probably afford to feed a Mini gun
When I used to fly out of Ohare airport at a previous job we had a crew lounge under the F concourse...
About 15 or so of us are sitting there one day and hear an "odd" noise up in the drop ceiling...
A few seconds later a fucking raccoon drops out of the drop ceiling immediately over the snack machine/soda machine, looks around and you could see it go "oh fuck, there are people here" and disappeared back up into the ceiling....
Im calling this 100 percent fake! If this was real, she would be making a sandwich!
Is She applying for the Ban Hammer job?
We had one in the attic, and subsequently in one of the walls in a fire station. He got down in the wall, and mashed the insulation down. Bout a week into it, I showed up one morning and the off going shift had a story. They were done for the day, after supper, watching TV. Coon just walked through the kitchen and day room like he owned the place. They said he gave a look like, "sup mother fuckers."
Motivational as can be.
Followed by this text from Bo’s dad, an awesome guy and great friend.
“Oh by the way hes got a couple fingers moving on his right hand now”
It was a great day.
This topped it off big time!!!!
Followed by this text from Bo’s dad, an awesome guy and great friend.
“Oh by the way hes got a couple fingers moving on his right hand now”
It was a great day.
This topped it off big time!!!!
Sorry, I wouldn’t let her in my Vette. She would waller out the seat. Waller, it’s a southern term, sort of like an Elk waller or hog waller. Just say NO! I might say yes if she visits the @clcustom1911 shoe locker before she comes over.
Anyone look at the size of that ass and thighs before you hit the like button?
Well she is in the kitchen and she looks edible to me!
All any career politician cares about is lining their own pockets. That’s my only political comments. Back to the daily motivation.^^^^^
Very few Republicans actually care about that stuff either, except to gather campaign donations.
Trump is a douche and I believe he actually cares about those things.
Maybe I am wrong and its only his ego and messing with people?
He did more to support those things than any president in my lifetime.
Look how the GOP sat on their thumbs with 2 yrs as the majority as a clue…..
I feel like I could build this for way less and make it look more dungeon-y, with a propane torch and stain.
I prefer natural 99.9% of the time, but I wouldn’t kick her off the end of my dick!
