Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

Anyone look at the size of that ass and thighs before you hit the like button?

To be fair, most of us didn’t even notice there were ass and thighs in the picture.

 

[Two36]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

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Her tits are stamped like they’re a side of beef.

I bid $200.

 

[akmike47]

I feel like I could build this for way less and make it look more dungeon-y, with a propane torch and stain.

 

[akmike47]

Ok.... this was just funny....


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Is she sniffing her own farts?

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

Her tits are stamped like they’re a side of beef.

I bid $200.

I prefer natural 99.9% of the time, but I wouldn’t kick her off the end of my dick!

 

[gigamortis]

 

[akmike47]

I prefer natural 99.9% of the time, but I wouldn’t kick her off the end of my dick!

I can tell if boobs are real or fake just by taste

 

[FjallJager]

Fixed it.

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You're welcome.

 

[FjallJager]

Fixed it.

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You're welcome.

She has been posted before anybody know who she

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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That's fucked up shit right there
God help us all

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Anyone look at the size of that ass and thighs before you hit the like button?

Anything less....it's like having sex with two elbows.

 

[Steel head]

 

[VA-Varminter]

It's a stuntman and it was set up for a film. I can't find the link, but it showed him on a wood stand and how he "flew" thru the truck.
I'll keep looking for the link

That was shown in the video posted. FBI?

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[sled_mack]

Her tits are stamped like they’re a side of beef.

I bid $200.

Looks more like the marks for cancer biopsy locations.

 

[Marinevet1]

Her tits are stamped like they’re a side of beef.

I bid $200.

I don't see anything that says "USDA PRIME".........

 

[91Eunozs]

I prefer natural 99.9% of the time, but I wouldn’t kick her off the end of my dick!

I’m not sure they’re fake actually…looks a lot (like exactly) like a girl I used to date back in the day; 100% natural. Perfect and large tits are rare, but they do exist in nature!

 

[lariat]

We had one in the attic, and subsequently in one of the walls in a fire station. He got down in the wall, and mashed the insulation down. Bout a week into it, I showed up one morning and the off going shift had a story. They were done for the day, after supper, watching TV. Coon just walked through the kitchen and day room like he owned the place. They said he gave a look like, "sup mother fuckers."

I had a skunk do that to me in my barn. You know what? I nodded right back and kept turning my wrench. We parted ways as men. Not every fight is a good one.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

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That would be a big, fat no. Good lord that is a big ass.

 

[Hawkwood]

 

[Hawkwood]

 

[Steel head]

 

[akmike47]

I need to sell something or become a ugly hooker for women, give them that realistic disappointing boyfriend experience so I can get a MDT mirage shield before they stop making the gen 1 stuff.

 

[Loner]

Anyone look at the size of that ass and thighs before you hit the like button?

Some of us are 6’5” and 250lb we need a woman that can handle what we have to offer.

 

[Steel head]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[sll]

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I would love to witness this just once!!!

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[seanh]

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Secretary that sits on her ass all day

 

[Steel head]

I would love to witness this just once!!!

Geez
For a bit of $$ you can hire some chicks to shit on you.
Chase your dreams!
You only live once.

 

[seanh]

Except it always get's to be this. I will certainly not help the one's who welcomed it

Just start killing everybody that thinks this is acceptable and those that ask for the card

 

[Steel head]

 

[seanh]

Some of us are 6’5” and 250lb we need a woman that can handle what we have to offer.

No, she'll be disappointed just like any other woman

 

[akmike47]

Some of us are 6’5” and 250lb we need a woman that can handle what we have to offer.

I’m taller and fatter than you, I’ll hurt any of them if I’m not careful. Lol

Damn near 12 years with 90 posts and you decided we just had to know you’re 6’5 lol

 

[Steel head]

No, she'll be disappointed just like any other woman

 

[Billdoe708]

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[akmike47]

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Maybe you just have a cavernous vagina

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

Name that song.

 

[Steel head]

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That’s admiral penguin!

 

[Steel head]

Maybe you just have a cavernous vagina

Gaping massively ups the donations on my only fans!

 

[akmike47]

Geez
For a bit of $$ you can hire some chicks to shit on you.
Chase your dreams!
You only live once.

Back when reddit was funny there was a post about a guy with a Scat fetish, until he paid a woman to shit in his mouth. If you google it it’ll pop up, I’d link it but reddit doesn’t work with my old ass iPad or phone anymore. It was pretty funny.

 

[KeithR41]

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Name that song.

One

 

[akmike47]

Gaping massively ups the donations on my only fans!

They like feet there and I wear a 14 EEEE we could team up. my foot and your huge asshole. We could potentially makes tens of dollars.

 

[seanh]

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What the fuck do you think the rug is for. Or, get a vacuum cleaner... If you're lucky, she's a dishwasher too

 

[seanh]

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Name that song.

One...
Good people if you ever get a chance to meet them.