Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I prefer natural 99.9% of the time, but I wouldn’t kick her off the end of my dick!
I’m not sure they’re fake actually…looks a lot (like exactly) like a girl I used to date back in the day; 100% natural. Perfect and large tits are rare, but they do exist in nature!
 
We had one in the attic, and subsequently in one of the walls in a fire station. He got down in the wall, and mashed the insulation down. Bout a week into it, I showed up one morning and the off going shift had a story. They were done for the day, after supper, watching TV. Coon just walked through the kitchen and day room like he owned the place. They said he gave a look like, "sup mother fuckers."
I had a skunk do that to me in my barn. You know what? I nodded right back and kept turning my wrench. We parted ways as men. Not every fight is a good one.
 
Geez
For a bit of $$ you can hire some chicks to shit on you.
Chase your dreams!
You only live once.
Back when reddit was funny there was a post about a guy with a Scat fetish, until he paid a woman to shit in his mouth. If you google it it’ll pop up, I’d link it but reddit doesn’t work with my old ass iPad or phone anymore. It was pretty funny.
 
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Back when reddit was funny there was a post about a guy with a Scat fetish, until he paid a woman to shit in his mouth. If you google it it’ll pop up, I’d link it but reddit doesn’t work with my old ass iPad or phone anymore. It was pretty funny.
One.......I would never google that.


Two........I don't think I want to know how you know about that.
 
Sorry, I wouldn’t let her in my Vette. She would waller out the seat. Waller, it’s a southern term, sort of like an Elk waller or hog waller. Just say NO! I might say yes if she visits the @clcustom1911 shoe locker before she comes over.
She'd look excellent if she had the right heels on. The flip flops aren't doing her any favors.

Dem shoes can't fix cankles, though.