The official anti-Pride month thread

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So we have a whole month to make fun of the turd burglars, shit-stabbers, sperm burpers, hairy-bagpipe players, Hershey highwaymen, carpet munchers, dykes, Forrester Drivers, schlong-gobblers, arse boys, brownies, batty boys, queers, fairies, fudgepackers, diesel Dykes, carpet cleaners, poofters, pillow biters, rug munchers, pansies, Muff divers, queers, sword swallowers, switch hitters and Pete Buttijuge…. Or whatever that ass-pirate poofter considers himself this week.

Have fun! Let’s meme their mentally-ill ranks into even more therapy and give them a Butt Month to remember!

Sirhr
 
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Suggested reading for Pride Month:

Leviticus 18:22
Leviticus 20:13
Jude 1:7
Romans 1:26-28
Mark 10:6-9
1 Kings 15:12
1 Corinthians 6:9-11
1 Timothy 1:8-11
Hebrews 13:4
1 Corinthians 7:2
1 Corinthians 6:17-20

Also remember that God put the rainbow in the sky. The sodomites have tried to change it's meaning. Man should not change what God has said.
 
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It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
 
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Longshot231 said:
Suggested reading for Pride Month:

Leviticus 18:22
Leviticus 20:13
Jude 1:7
Romans 1:26-28
Mark 10:6-9
1 Kings 15:12
1 Corinthians 6:9-11
1 Timothy 1:8-11
Hebrews 13:4
1 Corinthians 7:2
1 Corinthians 6:17-20

Also remember that God put the rainbow in the sky. The sodomites have tried to change it's meaning. Man should not change what God has said.
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sirhrmechanic said:
So we have a whole month to make fun of the turd burglars, shit-stabbers, sperm burpers, hairy-bagpipe players, Hershey highwaymen, carpet munchers, dykes, Forrester Drivers, schlong-gobblers, arse boys, brownies, batty boys, queers, fairies, fudgepackers, diesel Dykes, carpet cleaners, poofters, pillow biters, rug munchers, pansies, Muff divers, queers, sword swallowers, switch hitters and Pete Buttijuge…. Or whatever that ass-pirate poofter considers himself this week.

Have fun! Let’s meme their mentally-ill ranks into even more therapy and give them a Butt Month to remember!

Sirhr
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BeeVee Deviates.
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
So we have a whole month to make fun of the turd burglars, shit-stabbers, sperm burpers, hairy-bagpipe players, Hershey highwaymen, carpet munchers, dykes, Forrester Drivers, schlong-gobblers, arse boys, brownies, batty boys, queers, fairies, fudgepackers, diesel Dykes, carpet cleaners, poofters, pillow biters, rug munchers, pansies, Muff divers, queers, sword swallowers, switch hitters and Pete Buttijuge…. Or whatever that ass-pirate poofter considers himself this week.

Have fun! Let’s meme their mentally-ill ranks into even more therapy and give them a Butt Month to remember!

Sirhr
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Colon commandos, rectum rangers, clam bandits, pelt pirates, beaver bandits…
 
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OREGUN said:
It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
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I like when someone makes a post trying prod at their perceived hypocrisy in religion but all they really prove is they don't understand what they are talking about and either never went to church or never paid attention.
 
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OREGUN said:
It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
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If the thread theme insults you there are lots of “alternate” sites.
 
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OREGUN said:
It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
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Have you bothered to read the New Testament or are you so against religion, you can't see past your bias?
 
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DOA said:
Have you bothered to read the New Testament or are you so against religion, you can't see past your bias?
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Have you read any of the 100’s of other religious texts to either validate or dismiss the claims within or can you not see past your bias? Religion is indoctrination and this claim has nothing to with whether there is or isn’t a god.
 
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OREGUN said:
It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
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Strawman wants his argument back.
Also the ridiculous comparison about stoning is a false analogy.

Lol, why quote a book you clearly don't believe.

Love the sinner hate the sin.

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OREGUN said:
It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
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Shooting a match on Sunday isn't an abomination.

Sexual depravity is.

Don't defend it. Don't practice it.

Look at what happened to our kids in this country as soon as we tolerated the gays.

Tolerance and inclusivity are toxic. You are exclusive and very particular about things that are precious to you. We should act the same way about our society.
 
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OREGUN said:
It’s almost like this God you insist on quoting said something about loving each other and being identified as his disciples by such. Maybe John 13:34 ish.

Hopefully you all stone your wives to death when they leave the house with their hair uncovered too, or any sons who disobey you, or anyone who cheats on their wife, or who weeps when their wife dies, or who curses their father or mother, who engages in idolatry or who violates the sabbath.

Religion is so fucking retarded. Can we start by stoning any of you stupid motherfuckers who have A: quoted scripture and then also B: shot a match on a Sunday (violating the sabbath)? It would nicely cull the legion of morons in this joint.

Pride month. Pffft. Gay.

not you @sirhrmechanic
you're cool
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Tell me more about how you've never read more than an Instagram's post worth of the Bible without telling me. LOL

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supercorndogs said:
I like when someone makes a post trying prod at their perceived hypocrisy in religion but all they really prove is they don't understand what they are talking about and either never went to church or never paid attention.
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I'm my experience, you only, truly learn about the Bible when you actually read it all on your own, because you actually want to.

It's an incredible experience.
 
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