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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Northeast about to get ROASTED next week, after the southwest and midwest got it earlier.
PS: Hope everything's all right and that is just a bruise on your toe. I had a NASTY one across the top of my foot ages ago due to a heavily loaded trash tote tipping forward while regaining it's level, then crashing right back onto me. After that it is all steel toed boots for me.
Just grab on and play “this little piggy!”
If it comes loose… it’s broken.
Try mercurochrome.
Sirhr
The only one worse is finding that you put the fitting on backwards.
No such thing… you just put it on the wrong end!
Yep, went to a mates funeral recently and they closed the bar for the eulogy, he would have burned the place down for that, some people jus don’t get it
Well, in the friends case, it could cost him. Earned income credit, I believe, will net you more than you paid.
As a no rank GI I financially qualified, but because I was stationed overseas I did not qualify.
I've seen homeless people pushing bigger loads than that!
Was at the lumber yard last year and bought a pallet of cinder blocks and bags of mortar and concrete mix.
Guy asked me which vehicle was mine and I pointed to someone's Prius and said 'I brought ratchet straps.'
The look on his face was priceless.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Friend's wife broke her little toe on the leg of a coffee table. Healed up and then she did it again on something else. Doctor told her it was going to be messed up and not heal correctly after the second break. Ended up having it amputated. Hope you have better results.
Some silly fun from before they got woke, went broke.
If I’m really on my game and I don’t eat too much bread, I can handle three halves.
Usually just two.
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Andre the Giant on his Honda Three Wheeler. If there is a more '1980's' photo out there... post it.
I bet there was no risk of rollover or sudden death in this case. Poor Honda is like "please kill me?"
Cheers,
Sirhr
If a red, inflamed hemmorhoid had a face.
I can only hope that vile hag gets to see these.
Learning firearm safety in an Indiana school in 1956.
When I was single one of my favorite meals was a Chipotle burrito with the red sauce that makes your butthole bleed, then a big cup of ice cream from Coldstone Creamery, & immediately to the bathroom as soon as I got home to get rid of whatever was in my colon so the previous meal could have a cage match in my guts.
