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Don’t wear a shirt, this goes perfectly together with a MAGA hat…I was seriously into the punk scene in my early 20s... I have gone back and forth on removing or covering a tattoo on my back from that time. Haven't done anything but wear a shirt to the pool. "FUCK YOU!".
So you want to get a tattoo?
That's fine, your body, your choice
Doesn't always go as planned though
This happened to a customer of mine.
Got an elephant to honor his grandma (don't ask, I didn't)
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It started going south with his skin not liking the ink or something
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And ended with hamburger calf and much discomfort and a hospital stay
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He's decided this will be his last tattoo
I think it's a good call
I know this is a joke, but I have done quite a few back in the day with a Qswitched laser. Biggest project was a girl with upper back portrait of Rudolph Hess she got dating a skinhead. Black and grays were the easiest to remove - homemade easier than pro., some colors (such as orange) were challenging with the technology back then.
So you want to get a tattoo?
That's fine, your body, your choice
Doesn't always go as planned though
This happened to a customer of mine.
Got an elephant to honor his grandma (don't ask, I didn't)
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It started going south with his skin not liking the ink or something
View attachment 8443243
And ended with hamburger calf and much discomfort and a hospital stay
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He's decided this will be his last tattoo
I think it's a good call
17 treatments later she concurred.Who in the hell gets a Rudolf Hess tattoo? I mean that is the skin head equivalent of getting Walter Mondale tattooed on your back.
Even hardcore Skokie Bund marchers would be like “who?”
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Good God Nazi’s are dumb!
Sirhr
I love seeing 20 year old girls covered in tats, makes me smile when thinking how all that will look at age 40-50.
Seriously, Ive seen some great tats on young women. Ive seen very few great tats on women over 40.
Ive learned my fair share of hard lessons, they will too.
A girl who is a 10 and has tats instantly becomes a 4 for me. I find it exceedingly disgusting.
I've never liked tats on women, either, and have gotten a lot of shit over the years voicing that opinion. There are some (tats) that I thought were interesting or cool, but I still don't know about pursuing a long term relationship with the person.A girl who is a 10 and has tats instantly becomes a 4 for me. I find it exceedingly disgusting.
You would have better luck giving a honey badger an enema but don’t lower your standards.Trying to find an attractive, not-overweight, non-BLM supporting, non-LGBTQIATF+ supporting, no tat having woman is like trying to rope the wind.
Tattoos on a beautiful woman are like warning labels on a bottle of poison.
With that said, I like seeing tattoos on women. It lets' me know, without any doubt, who the crazy ones are and I should avoid at all costs.
It makes the selection process easy.
Nah! It couldn't be the tattoos and the hog ring; could it?
And now for a musical interlude.
...and the hog ring
She's never heard that beauty belongs in the eye of the beholder.Years back George Carlin had a bit about nose piercings and I think he nailed it. Basically "I'm going to put this thing in my face and force people to deal me!" Attention seekers many of them. Best ignored.
I had a conversation about them with a gal recently. Obviously her opinion was "Well I think they look nice."
I said of course you do. But you're wrong, it doesn't look nice, it looks like you have snot dripping out of your nose.
I have an ex who got tattoo images of hard nipples on her small nipples, but you can't really see the tattoos unless her nipples are hard.
You shut your whore moufWow! Shoot a 6.5 manbun
Remember the eagle-globe-anchor/USMC iron-on decal that you had to DIY on your BDU pocket? Knew a Cpl. with that tattoed on his right shoulder. He used to go around telling all the non-rates that it WAS the iron-on and yeah, it hurt but man the fuck up. Never heard of anybody actually trying it but you know there had to be at least one.
I never got drunk enough to get ink.Was saved from getting a tat while blind drunk at Osan AFB in about 1978 by squadron mates. I still feel I owe those guys one! haha
My problem is that I never could think of something I wanted to look at for the rest of my fucking life.
And I'm old and tats on a gal still say "tramp stamp" to me and that attitude doesn't seem to be changing anytime soon.
Now I did ride in a club (Harley's...not Schwinn haha) with a guy who owned a tattoo joint. He opened a piecing parlor at the ocean and when I found out how much women paid him to put a whole in their nip for a ring, I was tempted to go out and buy a nail gun. "Honey, just put that titty on that block of wood and look away....ah, that'll be $300" LOL
All of my scars are the result of stupid.I never got drunk enough to get ink.
But covered from head to toes... literally... with scars.
So one is something I can buy. The other is something that got rather painfully earned. You know, in marketing. Or.. stuff like that.
Scars are who you are. Tats are who you want to be. I have nothing against tats. But most folks with scars earned them. Most folks with tats... Say no more.
Sirhr.