Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Had an old guy pick me up in an Uber for a decently long ride. He didn’t have a strong accent anymore, but I kept hearing something I thought was SA. Turns out he was one of these fellas(don’t mean in the picture) he was a cool guy to talk to.
 
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When my oldest son (now 24) turned 16 and got his license, I took him on a road trip to Montana. Day 2 he asked if he could play his music. Stunned that it had Hank Sr. and Buck Owens on it.
He works corrections now and I've run into a few of his training Captains and Sergeants, they all tell me he's a great kid.
 
Ummm, I hate to be the one to clue you in, but. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!
Where do cows like to go in the evening?? The MOOvies.
You don't really think that cows get cleaned up, make sure they have some cash or a credit card, call an Uber and go to the theater do you? I guess they could drive to the theater but they'd risk getting a MOOving violation from the PO PO.
You see, it's about the laugh not facts.
Seriously?????.....as if cows can fit in an uber! Thats ridiculous!
 
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