Seriously?????.....as if cows can fit in an uber! Thats ridiculous!Ummm, I hate to be the one to clue you in, but. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!
Where do cows like to go in the evening?? The MOOvies.
You don't really think that cows get cleaned up, make sure they have some cash or a credit card, call an Uber and go to the theater do you? I guess they could drive to the theater but they'd risk getting a MOOving violation from the PO PO.
You see, it's about the laugh not facts.