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Athos300 said:
So if I pour vinegar on something it becomes a sauce? Or if I pour some cement on my dinner, it becomes cement sauce? Ok Einstein, nobody says “ketchup sauce”, “salad sauce” or “meat sauce”. It’s ketchup, salad cream and gravy.

Presser originates from PR Newswire - so it’s actually of American origin. Maybe you shouldn’t throw stones in your glass house… Sunnies/Shades, Aircon/AC, Wellies/well, you created fucking Crocs!

America comes up with some of the dumbest shit in the civilised world, you guys are the absolute worst for abbreviating or just flat out changing regular words out for gibberish. “Vacay” instead of vacation. You call trousers “pants”, like you’re still three years old. Worst of all, you are responsible for the rise of “ebonics” and its insidious creep into youth culture.

What is lazy and childish is turning everything that requires time and effort to say or write into a pointless acronym that saves little to no time anyway.
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Who the fuck says salad cream? That’s gayer than two dicks touching. That’s “tossed salad with salad cream gay.”
 
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Athos300 said:
So if I pour vinegar on something it becomes a sauce? Or if I pour some cement on my dinner, it becomes cement sauce? Ok Einstein, nobody says “ketchup sauce”, “salad sauce” or “meat sauce”. It’s ketchup, salad cream and gravy.

Presser originates from PR Newswire - so it’s actually of American origin. Maybe you shouldn’t throw stones in your glass house… Sunnies/Shades, Aircon/AC, Wellies/well, you created fucking Crocs!

America comes up with some of the dumbest shit in the civilised world, you guys are the absolute worst for abbreviating or just flat out changing regular words out for gibberish. “Vacay” instead of vacation. You call trousers “pants”, like you’re still three years old. Worst of all, you are responsible for the rise of “ebonics” and its insidious creep into youth culture.

What is lazy and childish is turning everything that requires time and effort to say or write into a pointless acronym that saves little to no time anyway.
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It seems I struck a nerve somewhere.

Just so you know, we're in agreement with the Crocs.
 
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This


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Became this

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Which turned into this

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Which, when mixed with stuff became this

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Which upon closer inspection looks like this

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Athos300 said:
Ok, salad cream sounds pretty gay - that’s fair. But you all have ranch dressing, which both looks and sounds like someone jerked off a bunch of cowpokes into a bottle.
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Ranch dressing is just fat girl sauce.
Well, fat girls and girly men.

It's for people who can't tolerate Bleu cheese. You can thank the French for that.
 
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