I’ve never like the fact that my iPhone is made in China by forced child labor. Also, don’t get me started on why they cost $1,000 and they only cost $15 for the chi-comm to make. If this thing starts heating up I’m throwing it
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Exploding Pagers neutering terrorists.. Mossad operation?
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Recent events show they are “heating” up way faster than you’ll be able to throw them….
I’m 100% off-grid. No wires in, no wires out.
Weaponizing of civilian inftrastructure was how we got 9-11
People forget this at their own peril...
Special shipment of pagers to militants isn't civilian infrastructure.
Yes there was some collateral damage to civilians.
That's war.
Yes there was some collateral damage to civilians.
That's war.
One brand:
Gold Apollo shipped about 260,000 pagers from Taiwan between January 2022 and August 2024
Haha! I wouldn’t say a comic strip is underestimating the enemy. I believe we have all just remembered the results of their cunning a few days ago on 9/11. Sure it was a different name, but it’s still the same players and same religious fanaticism.
Any chance Mossad could provide some new iPhone 16's to the Biden administration and the Clintons? 
Apparently the Babylon Bee pulled in quite a few with their “coverage” of this event…
If you got the scratch, they have the patch.Any chance Mossad could provide some new iPhone 16's to the Biden administration and the Clintons?
I can’t vouch for 100% accuracy, but sounds about right.
“Exclusive:
An internal Hezbollah document from the office of the head of the organization's military intelligence division was leaked.
Hezbollah reports 879 deaths as a result of the infiltration and explosion of its internal communication network.
Of these - 131 Iranians, 79 Yemenis, of which 291 senior officials were killed.
As a result of the explosions, 509 of them were blinded, the vast majority of them (491 completely blind) and 602 were seriously injured, of which 84 were senior citizens.
Additional injuries, of which 1735 were damaged in their reproductive organs, of which 905 were irreversibly damaged.
The number of non-involved casualties is 40, of which 39 are dead and one is seriously or seriously injured.”
“Exclusive:
An internal Hezbollah document from the office of the head of the organization's military intelligence division was leaked.
Hezbollah reports 879 deaths as a result of the infiltration and explosion of its internal communication network.
Of these - 131 Iranians, 79 Yemenis, of which 291 senior officials were killed.
As a result of the explosions, 509 of them were blinded, the vast majority of them (491 completely blind) and 602 were seriously injured, of which 84 were senior citizens.
Additional injuries, of which 1735 were damaged in their reproductive organs, of which 905 were irreversibly damaged.
The number of non-involved casualties is 40, of which 39 are dead and one is seriously or seriously injured.”
Those turds are on a different time. If pagers went off here it would have been dark-thirty.
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Makinchips208
"...Additional injuries, of which 1735 were damaged in their reproductive organs, of which 905 were irreversibly damaged."Now do Obamaphones.
pagers might be worn by shot callers [higher ups] , boots on the ground get the hostages ,go into the tunnels and get the stashes and kill their boots on the ground
How many of them are now required to change their pronouns?? If they don’t identify as she/ her/ oh fuck, they are homophobic and Kamala should denounce all of them!!!
The list is impressive....
The intelligence being developed off the trail of popped nutsacks is epic! It's not just the exploding testicles that is paying off... they are now able to pick up on all their friends and their friends and their friends-friends....
And suddenly the intel is leading to senior leadership meetings.
The last 48 hours have gutted Hezbollah senior leadership and any left are probably not going to be breathing by Monday.
It's epic!
Several of the shitbags hit the last couple of days (including senior leadership) were involved in the Beirut Embassy bombing and the Marine Barracks bombing. Pieces of shit that the US has let live for some 40 years...
Israel has managed to neutralize (and neuter and splatter) in the last few days.
How many US administrations let them live? The Hebes just managed to settle OUR scores.
Marines... take note.
Sirhr
Israel has managed to neutralize (and neuter and splatter) in the last few days.
How many US administrations let them live? The Hebes just managed to settle OUR scores.
Marines... take note.
Sirhr
I guess popping a paper bag wouldn't be considered funny at a Hezbollah meeting right now.
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Ibrahim Aquil. Toast
Mohammad Reza. Stain on wall.
Naim Kassam. Beeped to death.
That’s just the ones big enough to have Wikipedia pages. Probably.
And that’s just today… Based on secondary intel.
Remember their names:
Robert Ames
Kenneth Haas
James Lewis
And most of the agency staff who are now stars on a wall.
Hope it was painful for the Hajis.
Sirhr
Mohammad Reza. Stain on wall.
Naim Kassam. Beeped to death.
That’s just the ones big enough to have Wikipedia pages. Probably.
And that’s just today… Based on secondary intel.
Remember their names:
Robert Ames
Kenneth Haas
James Lewis
And most of the agency staff who are now stars on a wall.
Hope it was painful for the Hajis.
Sirhr
I just hope that Jeff Dunham and Achmed didn’t have a pager too…
And the middle east goats danced and they danced and celebrated with festivities of the bountiful week.
Aquil was the mastermind behind the Beirut bombing that took 241 Marine lives. Long overdue.
"beeped to death"
Holeeeeee hell, the pit is worth whatever @Lowlight wants to charge, 3 threads and I have laughed for a solid hour
Holeeeeee hell, the pit is worth whatever @Lowlight wants to charge, 3 threads and I have laughed for a solid hour
"It could take your hand"
"Palestine is done"
I think we could come up with the entire song....
All our balls have blown
Here, but now they're gone
Haji's will fear the Beeper
Out in the wind, the sun, or the rain
(We can be like they are)
Come on, Ahmed
(Don't fear the Beeper)
It can, take your hand
(Don't fear the Beeper)
We won't ever need a fly
(Don't fear the Beeper)
Ahmed, you're no man
La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la
Palestine is done
Hamas is all but gone
Ibrahim and Rasheeta
Are together in eternity
(Ibrahim and Rasheeta)
40,000 men are women every day
(Like Ibrahim and Rasheeta)
40,000 men are women every day
(Redefine beastiality)
Another 40,000 turning every day
(We can be like they are)
Come on, Ahmed
(Don't fear the Beeper)
It can, take your hand
(Don't fear the Beeper)
We won't ever need a fly
(Don't fear the Beeper)
Ahmed, you're no man
La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la
@sirhrmechanic your turn
This place
Imagine, so programmer some where says
We need AI to act more like a degenerate to infiltrate the degenerates
Sends AI to the pit to learn, 5 minutes in AI is drinking, smoking, making Amish references, ignoring its handler and posting titty pics in one of the threads
Forgot the cursory, bench press, bow kills and concrete references
Imagine, so programmer some where says
We need AI to act more like a degenerate to infiltrate the degenerates
Sends AI to the pit to learn, 5 minutes in AI is drinking, smoking, making Amish references, ignoring its handler and posting titty pics in one of the threads
Forgot the cursory, bench press, bow kills and concrete references
WTF, man?
Degenerates?
Nay. Nay, I say.
The folks here are the salt of the earth.
It just so happens that salt doesn't mind smoking, drinking, racial and religious jokes and is definitely ok with bobs and vagene.
You need to go hit the barbell and find your float and jitterbug.
AI would check out and say "I want to go back to making pictures of hands with 11 fingers" instead of hanging out with these whack jobs.
BTW, the IQ levels here are off the charts. It's what attracts people to precision marksmanship... Show me a 'sniper' with a low ASVAB score and I'll show you someone who was not a sniper ;-)
Sirhr
Yes, but what's the decision, MIL or MOA?
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