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Got assaulted by European Hornets on my hike with my grandson. Went up my shorts and inside my shirt 😡 I have never had a reaction before but my throat closed up and lungs felt tight. We weren’t too far from the house so I was able to make it back.

SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.

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Got assaulted by European Hornets on my hike with my grandson. Went up my shorts and inside my shirt 😡 I have never had a reaction before but my throat closed up and lungs felt tight. We weren’t too far from the house so I was able to make it back.

SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.

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i keep a bottle of benadryl at home. at the shop, and in every vehicle for these occasions.
 
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Had a few dogs like that. The horse we were stuffing into this trailer was doped as well.

Shit happens, not always the aminals fault so can’t be mad. Had a quarter horse pull my arm out of socket once as well, she was a beeatch though
My dog was in a lot of pain at the time.
It was a weekend so the vet was closed and I was trying to do what I could to make it more bearable.
I don't hold it against him one iota.
If I had been in his position I would've probably bit me too.
 
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I had a Sawzall do something similar to me when I unknowingly got my thumb up against the bayonet chuck and pulled the trigger. Fuck, did it hurt.
When I was a teenager, my dad got is thumb roughed up with a belt sander. Damn near took it off all the way back to his wrist. Power tools can be a bad day for sure
 
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When I was a teenager, my dad got is thumb roughed up with a belt sander. Damn near took it off all the way back to his wrist. Power tools can be a bad day for sure
When I first got my lathe, I turned a lot of round stainless bar stock. The endless Slinky shavings kinda scared me. Then, I saw a youtube video of a guy getting caped by a lathe.

I have nothing but the most humble respect for them anymore.
 
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Got assaulted by European Hornets on my hike with my grandson. Went up my shorts and inside my shirt 😡 I have never had a reaction before but my throat closed up and lungs felt tight. We weren’t too far from the house so I was able to make it back.

SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.

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Lawless, tell us the truth. There were no hornets and you ate the mushrooms didn’t you….😃
 
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"This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore.
A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong.
And such a people, deprived of the power to think and judge, is, without knowing and willing it, completely subjected to the rule
of lies. With such a people, you can do whatever you want."
- Hannah Arendt
(14 October 1906 – 4 December 1975) German historian and philosopher

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