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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Wife said “an elephant” when I asked her what she wanted as my next scrap metal art project.
If that's what it takes to show her how important it was to buy a welder, small price to pay.
Did I post this before? I stuck this picture on this masterpiece the HVAC guys were working on.
Got assaulted by European Hornets on my hike with my grandson. Went up my shorts and inside my shirt 
I have never had a reaction before but my throat closed up and lungs felt tight. We weren’t too far from the house so I was able to make it back.
SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.
I have never had a reaction before but my throat closed up and lungs felt tight. We weren’t too far from the house so I was able to make it back.SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.
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Little Hawk has taken a liking to the feeder. He’s been there almost all day hunting
Ticonderoga. Winning from her launch in 1936 and still going today.
i keep a bottle of benadryl at home. at the shop, and in every vehicle for these occasions.Got assaulted by European Hornets on my hike with my grandson. Went up my shorts and inside my shirt
SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.
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every job requires a blood sacrifice.
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Had a few dogs like that. The horse we were stuffing into this trailer was doped as well.
Shit happens, not always the aminals fault so can’t be mad. Had a quarter horse pull my arm out of socket once as well, she was a beeatch though
My dog was in a lot of pain at the time.
It was a weekend so the vet was closed and I was trying to do what I could to make it more bearable.
I don't hold it against him one iota.
If I had been in his position I would've probably bit me too.
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I had a Sawzall do something similar to me when I unknowingly got my thumb up against the bayonet chuck and pulled the trigger. Fuck, did it hurt.
I've been meaning to cut a couple my pines for over a year. Finally able to get to it today.
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When I was a teenager, my dad got is thumb roughed up with a belt sander. Damn near took it off all the way back to his wrist. Power tools can be a bad day for sure
When I first got my lathe, I turned a lot of round stainless bar stock. The endless Slinky shavings kinda scared me. Then, I saw a youtube video of a guy getting caped by a lathe.
I have nothing but the most humble respect for them anymore.
My friend is trying to rehome this 1 year old Great Dane. He’s awesome but is not getting along with her Dashund.
Poor thing just brought his own garnish. Run, entrée, run!
I never did care for those stupid Fords.
With their stupid FE engines and the stupid push rods that went through the stupid intake manifold.
Lawless, tell us the truth. There were no hornets and you ate the mushrooms didn’t you….Got assaulted by European Hornets on my hike with my grandson. Went up my shorts and inside my shirt
SIL came over, fireman/Paramedic and assessed me. I am resting now. Getting older sure changes stuff. Anyway, a cool mushroom we saw.
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"This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore.
A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong.
And such a people, deprived of the power to think and judge, is, without knowing and willing it, completely subjected to the rule
of lies. With such a people, you can do whatever you want."
- Hannah Arendt
(14 October 1906 – 4 December 1975) German historian and philosopher
While I love a good shroom, those Aholes stung me up like a pincushionLawless, tell us the truth. There were no hornets and you ate the mushrooms didn’t you….
