Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Looking closely at that picture I give 90 percent chance it is AI!
Agreed. With the amount of rainfall coming down, her hair would be matted to her head, and you'd never be able to make out the tears on her face. Not to mention. with the amount of bokeh in that photo, that strongly indicates professional photography equipment. Are they really giving up seats in rescue boats for photogs and journalists? I highly doubt it.

But, as always, I've been wrong before.
 


Meanwhile the "First Husband" bitch-slapped his former girlfriend so hard it spun her around and knocked her down... and he porked his nanny.... and knocked her up. Resulting in a divorce. And a 800K payoff to hush up the Nanny.

But he is such a masculine, macho awesome Democrat.

The guy is a %$#@ serial abuser.

AND paid hush money. Wait... isn't that what they literally convicted Trump for in a Felony?

All he did was say "Grab them by the pu$$y"... Kamala's husband beat the SHIT out of his GF.

But not a word from MSM. Guess #MeToo is dead as hell when you are Democrat Royalty.

Sirhr
 
My twins want to be this guy. I hope they aren't! They think we need to keep every stick and rock they find.

Encourage it... because while they 'might' end up on some Hoarders reality show... . More than likely they will eventually own 1500 weapons and be totally awesome!

Sirhr
 
Sorry to add. Figured some might not see. Post 79 update by his wife. @7.62willdo went silent trigger on Friday. Brain tumor.

Thanks... it's not how I wanted my evening to go. But appreciate you letting us know.

Fuck Cancer.

Sirhr
 
Sorry to add. Figured some might not see. Post 79 update by his wife. @7.62willdo went silent trigger on Friday. Brain tumor.
Hopefully at least it wasn't drawn out suffering. Prayers for his family
 
No expert at identifying snakes.

But are you going to be dead before the Late Show comes on?

Because... it really looks like you will be dead.

Sirhr

Grey rat snake. Harmless, unless you are a mouse or another snake. He might bite if someone decides to FAFO, but usually docile. He will stink on you before he bites, though.

One of my favorites to have living around the house. We have several that I am careful with around the farm. Don't want to accidenatlly mow over my pest control.
 
Grey rat snake. Harmless, unless you are a mouse or another snake. He might bite if someone decides to FAFO, but usually docile. He will stink on you before he bites, though.

One of my favorites to have living around the house. We have several that I am careful with around the farm. Don't want to accidenatlly mow over my pest control.
Your post made me want to mention something. If you have those little fuzzy jumping spiders around, then you want to leave them alone. They do an amazing job killing other bugs including spiders. I believe they even kill brown recluse.

My family watched one kill a spider yesterday. I may have driven the less desireable spider toward the jumping spider, but the jumping spider was happy for the chance at a meal.