Shit joke…things been wrecked for years
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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He has 1000 travel sized baby oil bottles
I’d put that bitch in my pocket
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I don’t think fleshlights can touch themselves
Thats wrong, she'd scream as you shove her into the trunk....just say'in
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Ah.... Southern "Black Racers?"
Trust me, I know this species. There's one that keeps trying to crash inside my garage. I don't mind him being anywhere on the outside of the property at all... just not "inside" the garage.
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Really? I think you need to have a closer look.Ah.... Southern "Black Racers?"
Trust me, I know this species.
Looks like what you'd end up with if you crossed a Python with a Flex Hose to me.
I'll take a non-poisonous snake in the garage over a bunch of creepy a$$ spiders any day of the week.
Until it starts messing with my toads, then it'll have to go.
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Marriage material right there!
The coloration for a black racer is perfect. Black upper body, long and thin (4'+) and a white mandible/lower jaw with some white underbelly.
The only thing different may be a slight alteration in head shape. Maybe a smaller python breeding with a Black racer.
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Ah.... Southern "Black Racers?"
Trust me, I know this species. There's one that keeps trying to crash inside my garage. I don't mind him being anywhere on the outside of the property at all... just not "inside" the garage.
Looks like a pair of super black pastel pythons to me.
Pics and shit rule
Head, eyes and scale size and pattern are not right for a black racer. But whatever..
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That’s a good sign though.
White Lipped Python from Papua New Guinea.
