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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Not just FEMA, some local law enforcement and first responders are actively hindering life saving efforts. I’m sure it’s just few bad apples…
A guy was flying his personal helicopter, using his own fuel and rescuing people. The fire chief from Lake Lure shut him down. I'm sure some people are going to take ass beatings when this is over.
should be a whole lot worse than that. make oak limbs great again.
Fucking n00bs don't know you have to drill holes in it to reduce the drag and increase velocity and kinetic energy transfer.
Too far? Maybe a group of Viking reenactors with spears and axes accompanying Amon Amarth making an epic music video can stop by and give the pedo a piece of their mind as well...
I'm no pedo, but i think I just had flashbacks
If you had a dad that actually pulled the damn car over if you did that one more time..... we salute you!
I've heard accounts of dads who never flip their shit when the unruly kids act out, but would calmly, like an Old West town marshal, turn around and state that if an outburst happens again, he will turn the car around and drive back home, and there will be no vacation trip. And lo and behold, kids acted unruly again and true to his very word and without expressing visible anger, Dad makes a three point turn, drives the family back home, then settles on the recliner with a mug of coffee and picks up a book while Mom and the kids just stare in absolute awe and shock. I don't think any outbursts happened again and the children had a VERY important lesson about boundaries and mutual respect that will carry with them through life.
Anyone raised in a Conservative house knows all about that.
At 68 with 8K of hearing aids in my ears I can still detect the whisper of a leather belt exiting the beltloops.
And just like that I was never asked to do arts and crafts again...
So using the stall to pee is the real story behind you pinching your ass?
Maggie’s - Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
Happy Che Guevara day!!! His hands are still attached........ Must still be early ;)
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LOL, I'll give you that. As I said in that thread, I knowingly opened myself up for the ribs that'll come with it but no- two completely different posts and no relation to speak of.So using the stall to pee is the real story behind you pinching your ass?
Maggie’s - Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
Happy Che Guevara day!!! His hands are still attached........ Must still be early ;)
-LD
Thats a good one.
I met a kid today who was unruly. The car he was in pulled over and we both did 50 push ups on the side of the road during rush hour. Then when he got to the soccer field he asked why he had to do the push ups and he then walked 2 miles to figure out both why he had to do push ups and also why he was walking now.
On the bright side, his parents can now use his colledge fund to go on a vacation, or buy a car.
Now jerkyfreak go over and sit in the corner and think about how your comment would effect other people. For shame.
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