43 Monkeys Escape SC Research Facility

Bacarrat · Nov 7, 2024

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.

www.cbsnews.com

sirhrmechanic · Nov 7, 2024

This is how it starts...

Sirhr

Steel+Killer · Nov 7, 2024

My wife was telling me about that we live about 45 minutes from there.

They aren't saying what any of the monkeys may or may not have.

Maybe I will go monkey hunting tomorrow........

Mike Casselton · Nov 7, 2024

I wonder if monkeys are protected in the Carolinas?
If not, they just need to be shot by the locals.

theLBC · Nov 7, 2024

seems pretty careless.

Devildog · Nov 7, 2024

Predictive programming from 30yrs ago lol

Death From A Distance · Nov 7, 2024

I am keeping an eye out, not far from here. Cool to have one mounted on the wall

cas6969 · Nov 7, 2024

sirhrmechanic said:
This is how it starts...

Sirhr

"Escaped"

375fan · Nov 7, 2024

Redmanss · Nov 7, 2024

Call in the NY Peanut and Fred hit squad, they'll have that shit handled in five hours and one deportation threat.

Makinchips208 · Nov 7, 2024

“monkeys. I got bit by a monkey”

Vertical run.
Not a bad book.

K470 · Nov 7, 2024

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

Romeo458 · Nov 7, 2024

They must be working their way up to T

Thumper580 · Nov 7, 2024

So monkeys can pick locks now???? Really???? BS!

kl3309 · Nov 7, 2024

Rthur · Nov 7, 2024

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ggmanning · Nov 7, 2024

I have a friend who took a buddy hunting about 10 or 12 years ago. He heard a shot not long after he left the guy at his stand and was sure an accident happened and he might have killed himmself. Ran to the tree and the guy was shaking in the stand so much it was rattling and yelling "I shot big foot...he was swinging throught the trees!" Turns out an orangutan had gotten loose a few days earlier in the area. They didn't have any trouble finding that one. One of the funniest stories I have ever heard in person.

Bender · Nov 7, 2024

I think this is warfare for Trump winning. You really think they didn’t have a contingency plan?

sirhrmechanic · Nov 7, 2024

Makinchips208 said:
“monkeys. I got bit by a monkey”

Vertical run.
Not a bad book.

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Awesome book!!! I thought I was the only one who read it!!

camocorvette · Nov 7, 2024

Lange Carabine · Nov 7, 2024

K470 said:
I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

IDK but if they're anything like bbq'd coon they're dang good.
I'm not far from there so if one or three should happen to wander up this way I'll let you know.

paulrem308 · Nov 7, 2024

Get it mounted fucking a football

whiskeytower · Nov 7, 2024

K470 said:
I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

If one was going to attempt this, (i believe it could be done spectacular) my first call would be to my South Louisiana folks for a recipe. Even if they had never done it, ( which is a big if) Houma folks would have a recipe. On a side note, they would also tell you the breeding behavior. I dont know how that helps anything but, I am always informed on this prior to any cooking advice.

or any advice really.

Random Conversation: " Hey, Doug! How does that Can am mud ride?" " Well King Ding-a-ling Texas, Its pretty good, but If you rub your boudin in the tail pipe it runs real smooth and has a nice smell to it.

MarshallDodge · Nov 8, 2024

This was supposed to happen last week, just in time for 11/5.

6.5SH · Nov 8, 2024

Probably putting this plan in action:

gigamortis · Nov 8, 2024

Good thing they didn't get out before election day. They would have found a polling place and voted, likely flipping the results for that precinct.

DarnYankeeUSMC · Nov 8, 2024

Hmmm

, that's not far from Parris Island.

Changed · Nov 8, 2024

There is an island in that area with about 4,000 wild monkeys. I've fished near the island a couple of times.

The reason they exist is quite dark.

There's an Island in South Carolina With 4,000 Wild Monkeys

Tucked away in the St. Helena Sound, Morgan Island is made up of more than 2,000 acres of pristine land — and more than 4,000 monkeys.

www.travelandleisure.com

The lab that these little guys escaped from is Alpha Genesis Labs, which sells live primates, tissue, blood, etc.

https://www.thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article295189059.html

kl3309 · Nov 8, 2024

Changed said:
There is an island in that area with about ~~4,000~~ 12M wild monkeys....

Yeah, it's called Haiti.

Ronws · Nov 8, 2024

All those monkeys were going to vote for Harris and now they want a recount.

OkieMike · Nov 8, 2024

Any bounty?

Mike

oneshot86 · Nov 8, 2024

Lange Carabine said:
IDK but if they're anything like bbq'd coon they're dang good.
I'm not far from there so if one or three should happen to wander up this way I'll let you know.

You guys want to eat monkey meat that escaped from a fucking research facility?????

Are you guys stupid?????

n2ishun · Nov 8, 2024

oneshot86 said:
You guys want to eat monkey meat that escaped from a fucking research facility?????

Are you guys stupid?????

Do you really feel a need to ask that ?

oneshot86 · Nov 8, 2024

paulrem308 said:
Get it mounted fucking a football

That's just fucking funny

oneshot86 · Nov 8, 2024

n2ishun said:
Do you really feel a need to ask that ?

Hey
If I eat that 3 eyed glowing monkey with herpes will I get sick.

Here's your sign

Lange Carabine · Nov 8, 2024

oneshot86 said:
You guys want to eat monkey meat that escaped from a fucking research facility?????

Are you guys stupid?????

Well, you took us seriously so I reckon that makes you the stupidest of us all.

Oldloser · Nov 8, 2024

This will end up being a contracted hunt on the down low with NODS, Thermals, and 22 rifles with cans. Or just let the first heavy snowstorm take care of it.

Lange Carabine · Nov 8, 2024

Oldloser said:
This will end up being a contracted hunt on the down low with NODS, Thermals, and 22 rifles with cans. Or just let the first heavy snowstorm take care of it.

A heavy snowstorm in Yamasee S.C.?

You ain't from around here are you boy?

Necessary 3vil · Nov 11, 2024

Anybody find one yet???

Necessary 3vil · Nov 11, 2024

sirhrmechanic said:
This is how it starts...

Sirhr

Seriously curious of what the studies truly have been at that research facility!!

Necessary 3vil · Nov 11, 2024

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Hmmm , that's not far from Parris Island.

Too damn close to home for sure..

Oldloser · Nov 11, 2024

Lange Carabine said:
A heavy snowstorm in Yamasee S.C.?
You ain't from around here are you boy?

I have a photo of me playing I the snow at Benning in the early 70s. Does that count?

sirhrmechanic · Nov 11, 2024

Necessary 3vil said:
Seriously curious of what the studies truly have been at that research facility!!

Read Richard Preston's "The Hot Zone." Oh... who else remembers the Reston Monkey House??? It was a big deal in the world of cover-ups...

Sirhr

OkieMike · Nov 11, 2024

Last I heard, this facility did not do any type of research... According to them it's a breeding facility that raises monkeys to sell to places that do the research.

That's the "official" narrative.

Of course "originated in a wet market" was the official narrative for another clusterfuck a few years ago.

Mike

hlee · Nov 11, 2024

Residents of Dilley TX can tell you about resident monkeys.

Gemsbok · Nov 12, 2024

Pretty entertaining reading...

How to Arrest a Texas Snow Monkey

The Legendary Snow Monkeys of Texas

sirhrmechanic · Nov 12, 2024

Am actually re-watching The Hot Zone miniseries done by Nat Geo and one of the movie channels.

It's good. Worth watching.

Sirhr

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