43 Monkeys Escape SC Research Facility

[Bacarrat]

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This is how it starts...

Sirhr

 

[Steel+Killer]

My wife was telling me about that we live about 45 minutes from there.

They aren't saying what any of the monkeys may or may not have.

Maybe I will go monkey hunting tomorrow........

 

[Mike Casselton]

I wonder if monkeys are protected in the Carolinas?
If not, they just need to be shot by the locals.

 

[theLBC]

seems pretty careless.

 

[Devildog]

Predictive programming from 30yrs ago lol

 

[Death From A Distance]

I am keeping an eye out, not far from here. Cool to have one mounted on the wall

 

[cas6969]

This is how it starts...

Sirhr

"Escaped"

 

[375fan]

SSS

 

[Redmanss]

Call in the NY Peanut and Fred hit squad, they'll have that shit handled in five hours and one deportation threat.

 

[Makinchips208]

“monkeys. I got bit by a monkey”

Vertical run.
Not a bad book.

 

[K470]

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

 

[Romeo458]

They must be working their way up to T

 

[Thumper580]

So monkeys can pick locks now???? Really???? BS!

 

[kl3309]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[ggmanning]

I have a friend who took a buddy hunting about 10 or 12 years ago. He heard a shot not long after he left the guy at his stand and was sure an accident happened and he might have killed himmself. Ran to the tree and the guy was shaking in the stand so much it was rattling and yelling "I shot big foot...he was swinging throught the trees!" Turns out an orangutan had gotten loose a few days earlier in the area. They didn't have any trouble finding that one. One of the funniest stories I have ever heard in person.

 

[Bender]

I think this is warfare for Trump winning. You really think they didn’t have a contingency plan?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

“monkeys. I got bit by a monkey”

Vertical run.
Not a bad book.

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Awesome book!!! I thought I was the only one who read it!!

 

[camocorvette]

 

[Lange Carabine]

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

IDK but if they're anything like bbq'd coon they're dang good.
I'm not far from there so if one or three should happen to wander up this way I'll let you know.

 

[paulrem308]

Get it mounted fucking a football

 

[whiskeytower]

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

If one was going to attempt this, (i believe it could be done spectacular) my first call would be to my South Louisiana folks for a recipe. Even if they had never done it, ( which is a big if) Houma folks would have a recipe. On a side note, they would also tell you the breeding behavior. I dont know how that helps anything but, I am always informed on this prior to any cooking advice. or any advice really.

Random Conversation: " Hey, Doug! How does that Can am mud ride?" " Well King Ding-a-ling Texas, Its pretty good, but If you rub your boudin in the tail pipe it runs real smooth and has a nice smell to it.

 

[MarshallDodge]

This was supposed to happen last week, just in time for 11/5.

 

[6.5SH]

Probably putting this plan in action:

 

[gigamortis]

Good thing they didn't get out before election day. They would have found a polling place and voted, likely flipping the results for that precinct.