43 Monkeys Escape SC Research Facility

[Bacarrat]

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This is how it starts...

Sirhr

 

[Steel+Killer]

My wife was telling me about that we live about 45 minutes from there.

They aren't saying what any of the monkeys may or may not have.

Maybe I will go monkey hunting tomorrow........

 

[Mike Casselton]

I wonder if monkeys are protected in the Carolinas?
If not, they just need to be shot by the locals.

 

[theLBC]

seems pretty careless.

 

[Devildog]

Predictive programming from 30yrs ago lol

 

[Death From A Distance]

I am keeping an eye out, not far from here. Cool to have one mounted on the wall

 

[cas6969]

This is how it starts...

Sirhr

"Escaped"

 

[375fan]

SSS

 

[Redmanss]

Call in the NY Peanut and Fred hit squad, they'll have that shit handled in five hours and one deportation threat.

 

[Makinchips208]

“monkeys. I got bit by a monkey”

Vertical run.
Not a bad book.

 

[K470]

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

 

[Romeo458]

They must be working their way up to T

 

[Thumper580]

So monkeys can pick locks now???? Really???? BS!

 

[kl3309]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[ggmanning]

I have a friend who took a buddy hunting about 10 or 12 years ago. He heard a shot not long after he left the guy at his stand and was sure an accident happened and he might have killed himmself. Ran to the tree and the guy was shaking in the stand so much it was rattling and yelling "I shot big foot...he was swinging throught the trees!" Turns out an orangutan had gotten loose a few days earlier in the area. They didn't have any trouble finding that one. One of the funniest stories I have ever heard in person.

 

[Bender]

I think this is warfare for Trump winning. You really think they didn’t have a contingency plan?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

“monkeys. I got bit by a monkey”

Vertical run.
Not a bad book.

View attachment 8541656

Awesome book!!! I thought I was the only one who read it!!

 

[camocorvette]

 

[Lange Carabine]

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

IDK but if they're anything like bbq'd coon they're dang good.
I'm not far from there so if one or three should happen to wander up this way I'll let you know.

 

[paulrem308]

Get it mounted fucking a football

 

[whiskeytower]

I wonder how they taste smoked or with bbq sauce?

If one was going to attempt this, (i believe it could be done spectacular) my first call would be to my South Louisiana folks for a recipe. Even if they had never done it, ( which is a big if) Houma folks would have a recipe. On a side note, they would also tell you the breeding behavior. I dont know how that helps anything but, I am always informed on this prior to any cooking advice. or any advice really.

Random Conversation: " Hey, Doug! How does that Can am mud ride?" " Well King Ding-a-ling Texas, Its pretty good, but If you rub your boudin in the tail pipe it runs real smooth and has a nice smell to it.

 

[MarshallDodge]

This was supposed to happen last week, just in time for 11/5.

 

[6.5SH]

Probably putting this plan in action:

 

[gigamortis]

Good thing they didn't get out before election day. They would have found a polling place and voted, likely flipping the results for that precinct.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Hmmm , that's not far from Parris Island.

 

[Changed]

There is an island in that area with about 4,000 wild monkeys. I've fished near the island a couple of times.

The reason they exist is quite dark.

There's an Island in South Carolina With 4,000 Wild Monkeys

Tucked away in the St. Helena Sound, Morgan Island is made up of more than 2,000 acres of pristine land — and more than 4,000 monkeys.

www.travelandleisure.com

The lab that these little guys escaped from is Alpha Genesis Labs, which sells live primates, tissue, blood, etc.

https://www.thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article295189059.html

 

[kl3309]

There is an island in that area with about 4,000 12M wild monkeys....

Yeah, it's called Haiti.

 

[Ronws]

All those monkeys were going to vote for Harris and now they want a recount.

 

[OkieMike]

Any bounty?

Mike

 

[oneshot86]

IDK but if they're anything like bbq'd coon they're dang good.
I'm not far from there so if one or three should happen to wander up this way I'll let you know.

You guys want to eat monkey meat that escaped from a fucking research facility?????

Are you guys stupid?????

 

[n2ishun]

You guys want to eat monkey meat that escaped from a fucking research facility?????

Are you guys stupid?????

Do you really feel a need to ask that ?

 

[oneshot86]

Get it mounted fucking a football

That's just fucking funny

 

[oneshot86]

Do you really feel a need to ask that ?

Hey
If I eat that 3 eyed glowing monkey with herpes will I get sick.

Here's your sign

 

[Lange Carabine]

You guys want to eat monkey meat that escaped from a fucking research facility?????

Are you guys stupid?????

Well, you took us seriously so I reckon that makes you the stupidest of us all.

 

[Oldloser]

This will end up being a contracted hunt on the down low with NODS, Thermals, and 22 rifles with cans. Or just let the first heavy snowstorm take care of it.

 

[Lange Carabine]

This will end up being a contracted hunt on the down low with NODS, Thermals, and 22 rifles with cans. Or just let the first heavy snowstorm take care of it.

A heavy snowstorm in Yamasee S.C.?
You ain't from around here are you boy?

 

[Necessary 3vil]

Anybody find one yet???

 

[Necessary 3vil]

This is how it starts...

Sirhr

Seriously curious of what the studies truly have been at that research facility!!

 

[Necessary 3vil]

Hmmm , that's not far from Parris Island.

Too damn close to home for sure..

 

[Oldloser]

A heavy snowstorm in Yamasee S.C.?
You ain't from around here are you boy?

I have a photo of me playing I the snow at Benning in the early 70s. Does that count?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Seriously curious of what the studies truly have been at that research facility!!

Read Richard Preston's "The Hot Zone." Oh... who else remembers the Reston Monkey House??? It was a big deal in the world of cover-ups...

Sirhr

 

[OkieMike]

Last I heard, this facility did not do any type of research... According to them it's a breeding facility that raises monkeys to sell to places that do the research.

That's the "official" narrative.

Of course "originated in a wet market" was the official narrative for another clusterfuck a few years ago.

Mike

 

[hlee]

Residents of Dilley TX can tell you about resident monkeys.

 

[Gemsbok]

Pretty entertaining reading...

How to Arrest a Texas Snow Monkey

The Legendary Snow Monkeys of Texas

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Am actually re-watching The Hot Zone miniseries done by Nat Geo and one of the movie channels.

It's good. Worth watching.

Sirhr