I need a mentor so I can be prepared for sniper School

I am beginning to think you aren't mentally handicapped, but just a 12yr old that learned how to cuss and insult on quite a sophomoric level. I do find you entertaining.
 
Wym by far out there? Explain. I smoke weed occasionally, mainly due to the fact that I dislike my work. Unhappy with my current state of affairs. I'm not a wannabe. Hell, I don't even claim to be the best at anything. I just have talents, gifts, and a passion for the craft.
 
If you think the call sign "Hecouldgoalltheway"....is a sexual reference.....think again!

I mean, he will only meet you halfway, but hopefully youre following what im saying!
 
Pot heads don't get security clearances, and NOBODY that is sane wants to be a fucking assassin. And an assassin is the last fucking thing a military sniper is. You think war is a fucking video game, but it's anything but that.

Get on a plane to to Uke or Russia, they will gladly let you live out your psychotic assassin dreams to your heart's delight.
 
It sounds like the OP has the strength, now he just needs the mental fortitude......put up a pic of the gals on "the View"...when you can do a beat and spray several times in under an hour, you are now a tough sombitch.
 
If you're disappointed by this, steer clear of the Army. If you think it's surviving cataclysms alone in the woods armed only with your gifts and 250lb with a 5 second pause and butt down bench press, you haven't even begun to imagine disappointment yet.

Wait until you unload the same connex and inventory everything in it, then re-load it for 6 consecutive days. You'll start smoking weed again so they will kick you out..
 
Jesus Lord have mercy save my soul. AIGHT FUCK IT IM GOING BACK INTO THE WOODS. Water FUCKING moccasins had better things to say than these gay woke ass fucking libtard fucking democrat fucking scum. Second I hear the word woke I want to claw my eyes out and burn myself alive. "Mommy ewwwww what's coming out of Timmy's nose?".
"Billy those are called democrats....." "disgusting ain't it"
 
1. You are fat. So lose 25 lbs.
B. You are mentally weak if you smoke weed to cope with kitchen work. Stick around here for a bit and learn to take some shit
IV. Disappointed? Fuck some ugly fat chicks before closing time.
#. Deer Sniper is your guy for mentorship.

 
Nah, what would develop unstoppable God tier delta, mike Tyson mental strength would be to go to a democratic convention and resist the overwhelming urge to off myself within the first 2 minutes. Democrat? Is that a virus? Must've originated from china...... Wait... Let's get vaccinated just in case. 😂
 
Be sure and tell your Army Recruiter about your unique skills with a bow and you want to apply for Rambo Forces. You're that rare individual they're looking for.

He may insist you take a drug test first.