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Fucking Flips is backDavid here: I just want to say to you all that I usually don't think very highly of myself. My entire life I thought I was a mistake and a failure. I guess my life would be best described as a struggle. My girlfriend passed away from natural causes, near death experiences myself, my best friend died on a motorcycle, never met my father, lost everyone I cared about except for my mother and have been alone ever since. etc etc not here for sympathy or trauma dumping. I truly failed everything I tried. I sucked at basketball, math, reading, basically everything. To cope with my lack of academic achievement I would just resort to playing in the woods, because I could teach other kids about various animals and insects I would find. I had finally felt like I had value. I would dedicate countless hours and hours to the "conventional" activities school provided. So many tears were shed. I usually came in last place in anything related to k-12 except triggernometry (sexy inverse secant f(x), Vectors and those "special" angles amirite?)and always had to work much harder than other students. I recently (a few months ago) had a father figure (ex Baltimore fire captain over 20+ yrs service) in my life tell me that I need to stop being so hard on myself and that the negative self talk is stopping me from being great at whatever I plan on doing. He told me to write down on a piece of paper my Skills, talents, and passions and give myself credit because I tell him all the time that I don't think I can do it (join special forces). He said that I need to start thinking highly of myself because if I get discouraged by the daily grind I will never make it through, that positive reinforcement is more powerful than negative self talk. So after long considerate thought, I realized that being a SF sniper is my life's calling. So I said fuck it, I'm going to think highly of myself because if you shoot for the sun you'll hit the moon in the process but if you shoot only for the moon you'll never reach past your highest expectations of yourself.
For the fucking WIN!1. You are fat. So lose 25 lbs.
B. You are mentally weak if you smoke weed to cope with kitchen work. Stick around here for a bit and learn to take some shit
IV. Disappointed? Fuck some ugly fat chicks before closing time.
#. Deer Sniper is your guy for mentorship.
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I'll mushroom stamp the item of your choice and mail it back to you. It's the least I can do.
I'm not butt hurt. Just disappointed.
Gonna need one of these to see it.I'll mushroom stamp the item of your choice and mail it back to you. It's the least I can do.
if you shoot for the sun you'll hit the moon
Been sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.You're smoking weed right now, aren't you?
Brother. Here is your first book.My name is David S. (22). Born in 02. Grew up in an orphanage in a foreign country. Currently reside in Bradenton Florida. American citizen. 5'11, 180 lbs @a real solid 15%BF. 3.5 college gpa with some of the hardest classes they offer. 90++ credit hours. don't drink at all but I do use vapes and weed because of high stress construction and kitchen jobs. I have been training by myself for over a decade for a career in the special forces. At age 8 I would stalk the coyotes in the woods undetected and have no fear response(mom does not know about my adventures, she would kill me if she found out). I'm naturally a stalker and observant type. My eyes are quite gifted. I have purposely isolated myself while training to mimick real combat situations and not have my mentality break (not talking to other humans for extended time) etc. Staying up for days on end in the woods in the night tracking animals without being detected, knot tying, map and compass etc etc etc.
I have been lifting weights HARD and running HARD since I was 15 years old. DL 275*10. SQUAT 275*10. BENCH 185*6. My best lifts @ age 19. I stopped lifting as much and focused on running/ being uncomfortable and being able to withstand going for days without food (really f***ing HARD). I have wrestling experience/ and some hand to hand combat experience. My physical and mental shape is not in question. I was born to be an assassin. Tier 1 delta level physical conditioning and metal fortitude. It's hard for me to quit because where I grew up so many people died before age 25 as well as my own personal near death experiences and it fuels the inferno within me. The only issue is that I need a mentor and coach that was/ is a sniper in the military or police force. I am naturally gifted for almost all the necessary skills a sniper would need. I took college math very seriously. I have blue eyes and many people comment on my gift for night vision.
With the marine corps doing away with the scout snipers, what branch should I join? Army? Rangers? GB? Seals? British SAS? I am 1000% capable of Delta. I have experienced numerous very serious life or death situations in the woods of NC, TN, and FL with no phone or contact and minimal medical supplies and have somehow been able to react quickly and apply my knowledge and come out on top when it mattered. I live and breathe this stuff. I plan on picking only one model sniper rifle/handgun combo and it being an extension of my body. sleeping with my rifle/trying to break it/ feeling all over the gun constantly with my eyes closed. I like pain and suffering in the name of standing for something I believe in.
Any advice for me guys? Sorry to ramble but I will 1000% be a tier 1 operator so your feedback I can share with my teammate's/ people I eventually train (I'll credit you guys). And I am so confident in my abilities that I don't expect to live past age 30.
GOD BLESS AMERICA. Love you fellow marksmen. Appreciate your experience, wisdom, and guidance. Feel free to comment on this because I will have my pen and paper ready.
I'm not sure which movie was worse. This one or that dumpster fire that Billy Zane was in. I dunno, maybe they're the same movie. Ahhh, that's Billy Zane on the left, isn't it ? So, same movie, only twice as bad as I thought.
Sounds like you drank 5 weeks ago......Been sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.
Makes as much sense as wiping before you poop.Been sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.
All it takes is somebody nominating and seconding. So far it only really counts as an active going bat signal unless others think it is worthy yet.After that last post it’s a sure thing this thread will never reach legend status. Then again, maybe that will put it over the edge. Or else you’ll end up on every single “ignore” list in the bear pit.
I've had 3 beers in my entire life. That's all the alch I have had. I saw ppl get violent when drinking so it never appealed to meSounds like you drank 5 weeks ago......
Never the less, if you did quit drinking, stick with it.![]()
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OK, you claimed to have been sober. Sober from what then ?I've had 3 beers in my entire life. That's all the alch I have had. I saw ppl get violent when drinking so it never appealed to me
Sorry.. you are not the kind of person we look for in selection of either sf or sotic/ sniper. Selection is more than physical and we look for a specific type of personality and capabilities.David here: I just want to say to you all that I usually don't think very highly of myself. My entire life I thought I was a mistake and a failure. I guess my life would be best described as a struggle. My girlfriend passed away from natural causes, near death experiences myself, my best friend died on a motorcycle, never met my father, lost everyone I cared about except for my mother and have been alone ever since. etc etc not here for sympathy or trauma dumping. I truly failed everything I tried. I sucked at basketball, math, reading, basically everything. To cope with my lack of academic achievement I would just resort to playing in the woods, because I could teach other kids about various animals and insects I would find. I had finally felt like I had value. I would dedicate countless hours and hours to the "conventional" activities school provided. So many tears were shed. I usually came in last place in anything related to k-12 except triggernometry (sexy inverse secant f(x), Vectors and those "special" angles amirite?)and always had to work much harder than other students. I recently (a few months ago) had a father figure (ex Baltimore fire captain over 20+ yrs service) in my life tell me that I need to stop being so hard on myself and that the negative self talk is stopping me from being great at whatever I plan on doing. He told me to write down on a piece of paper my Skills, talents, and passions and give myself credit because I tell him all the time that I don't think I can do it (join special forces). He said that I need to start thinking highly of myself because if I get discouraged by the daily grind I will never make it through, that positive reinforcement is more powerful than negative self talk. So after long considerate thought, I realized that being a SF sniper is my life's calling. So I said fuck it, I'm going to think highly of myself because if you shoot for the sun you'll hit the moon in the process but if you shoot only for the moon you'll never reach past your highest expectations of yourself.
David here: I just want to say to you all that I usually don't think very highly of myself. My entire life I thought I was a mistake and a failure. I guess my life would be best described as a struggle. My girlfriend passed away from natural causes, near death experiences myself, my best friend died on a motorcycle, never met my father, lost everyone I cared about except for my mother and have been alone ever since. etc etc not here for sympathy or trauma dumping. I truly failed everything I tried. I sucked at basketball, math, reading, basically everything. To cope with my lack of academic achievement I would just resort to playing in the woods, because I could teach other kids about various animals and insects I would find. I had finally felt like I had value. I would dedicate countless hours and hours to the "conventional" activities school provided. So many tears were shed. I usually came in last place in anything related to k-12 except triggernometry (sexy inverse secant f(x), Vectors and those "special" angles amirite?)and always had to work much harder than other students. I recently (a few months ago) had a father figure (ex Baltimore fire captain over 20+ yrs service) in my life tell me that I need to stop being so hard on myself and that the negative self talk is stopping me from being great at whatever I plan on doing. He told me to write down on a piece of paper my Skills, talents, and passions and give myself credit because I tell him all the time that I don't think I can do it (join special forces). He said that I need to start thinking highly of myself because if I get discouraged by the daily grind I will never make it through, that positive reinforcement is more powerful than negative self talk. So after long considerate thought, I realized that being a SF sniper is my life's calling. So I said fuck it, I'm going to think highly of myself because if you shoot for the sun you'll hit the moon in the process but if you shoot only for the moon you'll never reach past your highest expectations of yourself.
The Gold Standard (for as long as I've been around anyways) is "Papa Rocks". This doesn't even come close.....All it takes is somebody nominating and seconding. So far it only really counts as an active going bat signal unless others think it is worthy yet.
I started smoking weed at age 21 or so and smoked about only a half a gram a week. In my entire life I have had 3 alcoholic beverages. As today stands I have been sober from everything except nicotine and coffee for a month or so.OK, you claimed to have been sober. Sober from what then ?
You do realize you're talking in a lot of circles, right ? You're not doing yourself any favors, which partially explains why you're catching so much Flak.
You are not sober and weed disqualifies you of service. You can not smoke weed, especially in SF.Been sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.
The Gold Standard (for as long as I've been around anyways) is "Papa Rocks". This doesn't even come close.....
I started smoking weed at age 21 or so and smoked about only a half a gram a week. In my entire life I have had 3 alcoholic beverages. As today stands I have been sober from everything except nicotine and coffee for a month or so.
I don't. Could'a been before my time (February 2017).Remember 'Sam Dunham'? That one started off slow, I was working overnight at the time, saw it in the morning, went to sleep, then in the afternoon checked back on it and WHOAAH...
This is the first time I have reached out on any Internet resource. I never really used the Internet like this. Didn't grow up with it. I just wanted to find a supportive community of fellow marksmen I don't have resources or connections. Scout snipers have been dismantled. Look it upStop being a bitch. Enlist in the Marines as an 03.
Take a scout sniper endoc. Talk is cheap.
California sober isn’t a real thing you twitBeen sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.
I was around ar15.com and hk back in the day. Never been a member of gl9cktalk..Gecko45 and his bro SPECOPS (might be the same person though) GlockTalk just received a sideswipe from that hurricane of hilarity. The HK Forums was where these two made a direct hit. The original HK thread is over 20 pages long.
David here: I just want to say to you all that I usually don't think very highly of myself. My entire life I thought I was a mistake and a failure. I guess my life would be best described as a struggle. My girlfriend passed away from natural causes, near death experiences myself, my best friend died on a motorcycle, never met my father, lost everyone I cared about except for my mother and have been alone ever since. etc etc not here for sympathy or trauma dumping. I truly failed everything I tried. I sucked at basketball, math, reading, basically everything. To cope with my lack of academic achievement I would just resort to playing in the woods, because I could teach other kids about various animals and insects I would find. I had finally felt like I had value. I would dedicate countless hours and hours to the "conventional" activities school provided. So many tears were shed. I usually came in last place in anything related to k-12 except triggernometry (sexy inverse secant f(x), Vectors and those "special" angles amirite?)and always had to work much harder than other students. I recently (a few months ago) had a father figure (ex Baltimore fire captain over 20+ yrs service) in my life tell me that I need to stop being so hard on myself and that the negative self talk is stopping me from being great at whatever I plan on doing. He told me to write down on a piece of paper my Skills, talents, and passions and give myself credit because I tell him all the time that I don't think I can do it (join special forces). He said that I need to start thinking highly of myself because if I get discouraged by the daily grind I will never make it through, that positive reinforcement is more powerful than negative self talk. So after long considerate thought, I realized that being a SF sniper is my life's calling. So I said fuck it, I'm going to think highly of myself because if you shoot for the sun you'll hit the moon in the process but if you shoot only for the moon you'll never reach past your highest expectations of yourself.
If you can’t handle the Pit. You aren’t going to make it in the military. Go find a mall and be a Blart.This is the first time I have reached out on any Internet resource. I never really used the Internet like this. Didn't grow up with it. I just wanted to find a supportive community of fellow marksmen I don't have resources or connections. Scout snipers have been dismantled. Look it up
We had some tards back in the day, a member even posted a picture of his DL on accident for a whole day. I wish I could remember who it was he deleted his account, but I just know he’s still here.I don't. Could'a been before my time (February 2017).
From what I've heard, there were some epic ones back then. Far and away more epic than Papa rocks. But, that was/is my frame of reference. That thread really broke wide open on a Saturday morning.
I had a whole day's work planned and that thread fucked that all up. Best Saturday that I ever wasted away......
I don't. Could'a been before my time (February 2017).
From what I've heard, there were some epic ones back then. Far and away more epic than Papa rocks. But, that was/is my frame of reference. That thread really broke wide open on a Saturday morning.
I had a whole day's work planned and that thread fucked that all up. Best Saturday that I ever wasted away......
Viagra?Performance enhancing drugs
You know why you need to smoke weed? 'Cause you're a loser.Been sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.
Stop being a bitch. Enlist in the Marines as an 03.
Take a scout sniper endoc. Talk is cheap.
You will find all kinds of support if you look in the right thread. Could even find it in the pit, but not the way you started and have continued. No way you can convince us that you joined yesterday and came straight to the bear pit looking for support. I joined and this was NOT the first place I came. I started in the prs, vintage sniper rifle etc and kind of felt my way around. I’m sure there are some that started right here, but they are mentally tougher than you or I. I’d say go out tomorrow morning and find a recruiters office. Any branch will do, just find one and tell them to send you to basic. You ain’t starting at SF and every guy in here knows that except you. Guys better than you tried and ALL start at the bottom and work up, and if you truly have all the skills you claimed in your first post then you might make it past the 6 year mark.This is the first time I have reached out on any Internet resource. I never really used the Internet like this. Didn't grow up with it. I just wanted to find a supportive community of fellow marksmen I don't have resources or connections. Scout snipers have been dismantled. Look it up
Harry is this you?I did not grow up in Bradenton. I grew up in an orphanage in a foreign country. Most people from my childhood aren't here with me today sadly. I'm not badass. I never claim to be better than anyone else I just try to be the best that I can be.
The giant fast growing Flips thread that got deleted exceeded Papa Rocks. It was at least 30 pages in less than 3 days.Sam was 2019, but that thread was tiny compared to PapaRocks. The latter was a tornadic supercell at maxed out condition dropping a mile wide F5 wedge. Nothing came close even remotely, that is why the numerous other ones get easily overshadowed...
Good point. Although, for some reason, I remember the Papa Rocks dust up a little more fondly. But, they were both good.The giant fast growing Flips thread that got deleted exceeded Papa Rocks. It was at least 30 pages in less than 3 days.
The thing is we can go back and reread that one. It would be better if we at least had the first post of that thread. The thread drift was documented quite well.Good point. Although, for some reason, I remember the Papa Rocks dust up a little more fondly. But, they were both good.
Yeah, for me, I had a little bit of sympathy for Philippe. Not much though. He was messed up. The vast majority of it was of his own doing, but not all of it. Papa Rocks on the other hand......The thing is we can go back and reread that one. It would be better if we at least had the first post of that thread. The thread drift was documented quite well.
If you've had the jab it could explode (aortic aneurysm).As far as PT, an SF buddy of mine explained it, "you know that part where you are running and you think your heart is going to explode?" It won't, so you just keep running. Then he prefaced it with, "Usually it won't explode, if it fucking explodes you should have joined the regular infantry."
Yep....that's the one I mentioned earlier....Saclee Rhino
Any tattoos? Hopefully no MJ leaves. You come across as a tramp stamp type.Been sober over a month. I smoke weed once a week and I never drink.