I need a mentor so I can be prepared for sniper School

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

See, David. What you’ve done is start out as a blowhard talking about all your skills and effectively insulted every former and current vet in the hide by acting like you “want a little advice before you join SF.” Well, every single dude in here that has or is serving started at square one when they joined. I dare say that not one of them went online and asked for advice.

To be fair. He is asking for a mentor.

 

[pmclaine]

These guys are holding out on you.

There is a way and there is a mentor.

You are looking for the easy way though. You don't just climb the mountain and upon meeting the oracle at the top he blurts out the secrets of life.....

There is always a test and a riddle.

You need to go to the American southwest, where xactly, no one knows.

Seek out "The German"

Tell him the code word "I want the weenerschnitzel".

You will be on your way to total OAF.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

These guys are holding out on you.

There is a way and there is a mentor.

You are looking for the easy way though. You don't just climb the mountain and upon meeting the oracle at the top he blurts out the secrets of life.....

There is always a test and a riddle.

You need to go to the American southwest, where xactly, no one knows.

Seek out "Ze German"

Tell him the code word "I want the weenerschnitzel".

You will be on your way to total OAF.

FIFY

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[M8541Reaper]

"I do use vapes and weed because of high stress construction and kitchen jobs."

"I have purposely isolated myself while training to mimick real combat situations and not have my mentality break (not talking to other humans for extended time)"

If you're that bad assed, why do you need weed to get through a work day?



"My physical and mental shape is not in question. I was born to be an assassin. Tier 1 delta level physical conditioning and metal fortitude. It's hard for me to quit because where I grew up so many people died before age 25 as well as my own personal near death experiences and it fuels the inferno within me."


Way up there, ^^^^^^, you stated you use weed to get through stressful workdays, yet here ^^^^ you say your mental state is not in question.

WTF??

So many people died before age 25?
In Bradenton? Are you sure you're not from PalmGhetto or North Port? What kind of people do you hang around with? Nevermind, you're out in the woods for days at a time, tying animals up in knots.





What the fuck kind of White Claw fueled nonsense is this?

You live The Claw Lyfe long enough, you either die a Red Bull or live long enough to see yourself become The Claw…

 

[Bullfrog08]

I hate to say it but this site is turning into a joke with this shit.

You sound Skeptical!

 

[oneshot86]

These guys are holding out on you.

There is a way and there is a mentor.

You are looking for the easy way though. You don't just climb the mountain and upon meeting the oracle at the top he blurts out the secrets of life.....

There is always a test and a riddle.

You need to go to the American southwest, where xactly, no one knows.

Seek out "The German"

Tell him the code word "I want the weenerschnitzel".

You will be on your way to total OAF.

This is the way

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"Grew up in an orphanage...mom does not know about my adventures, she would kill me if she found out."

Grew up in an orphanage but mom would kill you??

That’s not how it works!!! That’s not how any of this works!!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

So close to 7…

https://theonion.com/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq-1819565019/

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Go find a mall and be Gecko46.

Because Gecko45 has just found his Grasshopper!!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

To be fair. He is asking for a mentor.

When I first met DarnYankee, he told me that when I can snatch the pebble from his hand, it will be time for me to leave….

Dammit, still here.

And I keep putting holes in the rice paper.

Sirhr

 

[texastonk]

OP, don't let these guys talk shit about you. Fight back, let the rage fuel your keystrokes. Hone your sniper skills here in this thread. Let your words be your bullets and the keyboard your weapon of precision. Your VPN is your Gillie suit.
This is the battlefield of your future.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

How it goes when you ask for a mentor so you can be a SAS sniper assassin in the bear pit…

Probably doesn’t even know what color the boathouse is…

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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WTF you we are never supposed to reference the Phoenix Eye outside the UGPX!

Oh shit… now I am in trouble!!

Sirhr

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

I Think we have all missed the boat with this here fellow.

We need to commend this fellow, give him an Attaboy and all quiet down and absorb his wisdom.


It’s people like the OP that make this place fun.

I think I’ve put on five pounds eating all that popcorn.

 

[shields shtr]

I am not a sniper, but I know one. You will be ready for sniper school when you can shoot at a half MOA target at a mile...but catch your bullet with your bare hands at 3/4 of a mile after you have shot it. If you can't run fast enough to do it, you need to train harder.

 

[cas6969]